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@KimCaiman

"I've been looking for a soulmate all my life, but I've found only ... crocodiles!" I'm Kim! 30 🦋KimCaiman

 Louisville, KY
Joined June 2015
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I need to update my old book thread but. Starting 2023 so far :)
croc of monte christo (@KimCaiman) profile picturecroc of monte christo@KimCaiman31 Jan 2022
New book thread. It’s 22 time. The goal this year is 25 books
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just won scariest costume at my med school 😭
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jessie@AlicornMagic24Oct 31
I SAID YES!!! #noellehoilday #deltarune
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n x d@nxd1979Oct 31
My favorite Halloween story: one year my friend David dressed as Laura Palmer (wrapped in plastic, dead leaves etc), and no one recognized the costume until we passed a drag queen who pointed at her giant fake boobs and yelled "Hey Laura, get a load of these twin peaks!"
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Simon@cinammonboiOct 31
Me when I’m Simon the chipmunk
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Man I’m like tired of crying all the time
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y u u s i 🎀@faelafelitoOct 30
LOS AMO CÓMO VAS A SER LOS CALCETINES MÁS DIVERTIDOS DEL MUNDO
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Scraggy just stepped up our sock game! 🧦🔥 Pokémon Special Training - Middle Socks - Scraggy ✨ Available at the link below! 🛑 buff.ly/NuANUH7 #Pokemon #Scraggy #PokemonCollection #Cute
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The three years of intense therapeautic malpractice is. Hahaha
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Can I catch a fucking break ever
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peter can see everything@obsessroomsOct 29
NATHAN FIELDER: Why did the chicken cross the road ELIZABETH HOLMES: Haha NATHAN FIELDER: Do you see why that's funny can you explain the joke ELIZABETH HOLMES: ... BILLY EVANS: Cut the cameras cut the fucking cameras
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foot tickler@pubbythepublahOct 29
Back when I got into warrior cats I tried drawing cats… Oh my god.
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harley ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶@whisperwoIfOct 29
your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be sonic the hedgehog.
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Learning I was a victim of insane therapy malpractice. Yay 💚
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Worried about getting better or having nice days because historically. Or not historically but like historically with some people. Me getting better isn’t about being people happy for me it’s about. Thank god Kim shut the fuck yo and now we can feel guilt free ignoring them again
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So it begins to feel like a punishment. Like. I say I’m having a difficult time and ‘oh but you had that nice thing a while back!’ Okay
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I’m scared cause it’s feeling hard to be alive again lol
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my uchikoshi kodaka rpf toxic yaoi
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wanted to refine my kuzupeko furry designs for funsies :)!! #danganronpa #sdr2
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幻梦dreammmm@dreammmm176572Oct 25
"In China we can usually see all kinds of fresh food in the wet markets. Today's Boston lobster looks super fresh — wait, is that really a lobster?" it's a baby Majungasaurus. I drew this after seeing a pic my friends sent. #dinosaurs #Majungasaurus
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dopce@chromesandwichOct 24
I've definitely shared this before but it's so good for being from 1916
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