I identify as a chicken. Sarcasm delivery system. Contextual consequentialist. My alt is @ArdriBawkBawk

Springdale, AR
Joined April 2012
In general I think you should only be allowed to talk about guns if you’ve shot one in real life multiple times
In general I think you should only be allowed to talk about trans people if you’ve spoken to one in real life multiple times
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NEW: LA County says a sample of the Trump admin's 200 names of suspected non-citizen voters showed that 38.9% attested to being born in the US. But in a new sworn statement under penalty of perjury, a DHS official says its investigation shows NONE of LA County's 200 names were born in the US.   "After a thorough review of the immigration records of all the individuals on the County's Sample List, it was determined that none of the individuals USCIS matched to the County's Sample List were born in the United States according to USCIS records," -Nicolas Bartell, Associate Director of Fraud Detection at USCIS.
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Are you serious right now? Joel, you just spent the last several days pushing a fundraiser for an illegal alien from Ghana who had spent the last 4 years knowingly overstaying his visa. And you consider the public backlash against such an obviously unethical and hypocritical act to be "the darkest 24 hours I've ever experienced on social media in my life"? Are you kidding me? The Left's gleeful celebration of Charlie Kirk getting his neck blown off, combined with thousands of tweets cheering the assassin on garnering tens and hundreds of thousands of likes pales in comparison to a guy that you personally like being exposed as an illegal alien and being deported??? This sort of performative moralizing, combined with turning a blind eye to obvious red flags, is how we ended up with Candace Owens.
Replying to @JoelWBerry
This has been probably the darkest 24 hours I’ve ever experienced on social media in my life. The things being said about Samuel, his wife, and his small children are unthinkably evil. There is a segment of the so-called “Christian” nationalist crowd that has given itself completely over to Satan. I’ve never had more resolve to defeat these subversive demons invading the Right and invading Christianity.
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Joel Berry has promoted deportation of illegal immigrants that he doesn’t know. Suddenly he opposes it in this case since he’s sympathetic to the person who’s being deported. This is inconsistent. x.com/joelwberry/sta…
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Earnest take: I only have so much to give (just like everyone else), and those closer to me are more important to me than those across the world.
Earnest take: you should absolutely have solidarity with every single on human being on the planet because borders are fake and lives are real
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Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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This is what I voted for.
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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In your memoir, Chapter 12, you describe enjoying Ramadan in Dubai in 2011, shortly after you turned 30. Ramadan that year would have been in August 2011. if you were 30 by August 2011, you hit 18 in 1999--a year PRIOR to 2000 when you falsely claimed to have derived your citizenship from your father's supposed naturalization (of which ICE has no record). An adult 18 year old CANNOT derive citizenship from their naturalized parent. You are not, and never have been a US citizen. You cannot Constitutionally serve as a US Congresswoman. You have no legal right to even be present in my nation. Git.
Another person has died in ICE custody — this is the 28th known death this year. The cruelty of this rogue agency is beyond unconscionable. Abolish ICE.
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I need one.
Mossberg just put 20 ROUNDS OF 12 GAUGE into a short-barrel shotgun. And I have questions. The Mossberg 590RM Chisel has an 11.5-inch barrel. Magazine-fed. Folding stock. AR-style safety. And a 20-round magazine that looks completely ridiculous hanging off something this small. It's like dropping a Hellcat engine into a Mini Cooper. It shouldn't make sense. But somehow it does. And here's the part I wasn't expecting. This thing genuinely made me feel like a kid again. Every time I picked it up, I kept saying the same word. COOL. Not sophisticated. Not revolutionary. Just cool. And sometimes that's enough. Here's my question: Would you choose a compact 20-round shotgun over a traditional tube-fed shotgun? And if you're loading 20 rounds… BUCKSHOT or SLUGS? Full review on my YouTube channel.
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Lulz.
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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I’ve been reliably informed that a mass of immigrants is an economic boon.
#BREAKING: Haiti says it's “overwhelmed” by illegals deported from the United States.
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The 60 Minutes sob story tonight highlighted an illegal alien and his wife and two children. One problem. The illegal alien claimed he was a HOMOSEXUAL in order to try and dodge deportation to Mali. You literally cannot make this up.
This illegal alien is @60Minutes poster child for what it claims are wrongful deportations. I pulled his file. His claimed reason for fearing Mali was that he is “gay,” just in case you’re wondering how bad the immigration fraud problem is.
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Mohammed was indeed a pedo...
Let’s try it. Mohammed was a pedo…
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Replying to @StephenKing
Your mental model outside of short-sighted tribalism is pathetically stupid
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The Associated Press is now purposefully misleading their readers. This fake news is also leading the top of Apple News. These drones were connected to Starlink, a commercial service.
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King Bawk Bawk 🐔 retweeted
Correct. Using Starlink, a civilian commercial service, for offensive drone strikes to kill people has never been allowed, nor should it be. Starshield, a different system, is controlled by the US government. What they decide to do is up to them. Ukraine military violated Starlink terms of service and used it for offensive drone strikes to kill people. That loophole was closed last week. Starlink remains critical to the defense of Ukraine, as it is the only system that cannot be jammed or blown up, at least for now. Were Starlink to be turned off, the Ukrainian front line would collapse immediately. This is NOT a threat, it is simply a statement of fact. Starlink was also crucial to preventing Russia from overrunning Ukraine in the early days of the war, as all other means of communication were destroyed or jammed by Russia. SpaceX has done more to defend Ukraine than any private company on Earth BY FAR. That said, I have nothing but UTTER CONTEMPT for the virtue-signaling evil warmongers who push for endless slaughter and offer no realistic solution to the conflict. May you burn in hell. End of story.
STARLINK WORKS THE SAME WAY ITS ALWAYS WORKED. ITS NOT A WEAPONS SYSTEM, NO MATTER HOW MUCH UKRAINE WANTS IT TO BE.
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So he confirms that they are using Starlink for offensive strikes...
We don’t use Starlink for our responses inside Russia. We use Starlink to intercept jet-powered “shaheds” that attack our civilians and kill families. Starlink wasn’t turned off – its speed was reduced. And when the speed was reduced, we were unable to intercept a certain number of jet-powered “shaheds.” We couldn’t use a tool that helps protect people. That’s very painful and frustrating. We also use Starlink for mid-range strikes against enemy military targets in our temporarily occupied territories. We couldn’t do that when the restrictions were in place. And third, what matters most is people. Our warriors, who spend weeks and months on the front line, receive food and water delivered by drones using Starlink. Has the speed been fully restored to what it was before? No. Is it being restored now? Yes. From a conversation with media representatives in Brussels. (2/3)
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Yes, I've been thinking that the Bend shooting turned into the graboids' worst nightmare, and it keeps getting more so as people process it. Oregon has an A- rating from Giffords. That means its laws were already doing almost everything that the graboids claim should prevent mass shootings. But obviously didn't. Giamfranco is soft spoken, articulate, and photogenic. There's no dismissing him as a scary redneck. And he's not a veteran or a hunter or anything, just an ordinary family guy who stepped up. He popped the bad guy with surgical precision. He didn't hit a bystander, and he didn't get shot himself either by the bad guy or the cops. Of course this is usually the way it goes, but most people who aren't gun-culture themselves don't know that. The obvious questions is raises are: if gun control didn't work in Bend, why would it work anywhere? And if an ordinary chill dude can step up to save lives when the laws failed, what kind of idiot do you have to be to want to stop that from happening? What is it the kids say nowadays? Ah, yes. Cope, seethe, and mald, graboids. This intervention was everything you hate, and that's good news for the rest of us.
I was told by anti-gun extremists that any "Good Guy with a Gun," would be mistaken for the bad guy and immediately shot by the police, after he was easily shot by the bad guy because the Good Guy with a Gun wouldn't know how to use his own gun..... What happened in Bend, Oregon? None of that happened...
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Jesus Christ, these people are so painfully stupid. 1) Stinney was not ‘proven innocent’ in 2014. A South Carolina judge vacated his conviction. That’s a BIG difference. Vacating the conviction means the conviction was legally thrown out, not that a court proved he was innocent. 2) Stinney confessed to bludgeoning both girls with a 15” piece of iron. He described the murder weapon and told police where they could find it. And they did. 3) Stinney was the last person seen with the girls as they were foraging for maypop flowers. 4) Stinney told a sheriff that was transporting him that he was sorry and ‘didn’t want to kill them girls.’ Let’s not act like this kid is innocent when this is ALL WE SEE. Iryna Zarutska was on a LONG LIST of white women victimized by black males. We are NOT stupid. Our eyes DO NOT deceive us.
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Wow, I'm shocked...
So it turns out that Ukraine's issues with Starlink were caused by Ukraine. Starlink terminals disconnected at speeds above 160 KPH, as determined by the Starlink terminals internal GPS. To get around this, Ukraine hacked the Starlink terminals to think they were stationary regardless of speed. SpaceX figured this out, and updated the system software to detect excessive speed by seeing how rapidly the terminal switched from on satellite to another. This broke Ukraine's hack, and Starlink would no longer work at high speeds. Ukraine was using Starlink in a way that violated the terms of service. Starlink figured it out and stopped it.
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