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Bro was scared to let me ride his surron 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😒

Did a thing, gonna be a day boys and girls.

Saturday is my day, Sunday is the Lords day… So by tonight, we both gonna have to recover. 😒

Text: Netflix and chill? Response: Can’t I’m busy. Text: Doing what? Response: Twitter on the shitter. Text: 🤦‍♂️

Grudges are for amateurs, I keep receipts.

I will have everyone know. It’s 52 degrees… I was NOT prepared for my ride home. And no, 52 degrees doesn’t seem cold… but humor me… go jump in your car… roll the window down stick your hand outside the window… and do 85mph down a parkway, for 30 minutes then add another hour and a half to that.

Twin.

The last one is strong,

Homies: yo you on your way!? Me: yeah, I’m getting gas and a monster real quick…. Meanwhile,…. Reality… Ive made the fatal mistake of taking a shower and just laying back down.

Aiite idk whether I’m offended by the truth of the statement or like… the TRUTH in the validity …. Me: Aiite cuzzo real talk if you had to describe me as an animal what would it be? *cousin takes 0 seconds to think* Cousin: if a pitbull, stitch and that lizard all had a love child, presto… standing right here. Me: 🤦‍♂️ *25 minutes later* Cousin: Yo 60s today, bikes and bullshit?! Me: yeah… *sends him this*

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Engagement being at its lowest I may take a break from X. Shits getting boring.

Cept @SelfRezCoffeeCo I don’t skip that.

Some of You are morning people… I’m a who tf let you talk to me before coffee, person.

New house rule. Unless you’re willing to trade your ability to walk straight for it…. Keep your paws off my goddamn hoodies.

I don’t over think…., I give a minor inconvenience a cinematic universe.

My toxic trait is silently checking all my friends posts and keeping tabs on their lives but not saying shit. Lmao I be there lurking the feeds like I don’t want yall to even know. There’s a wild explanation for why I move that way. I don’t a want support for support community. I don’t want people or “friends” to engage with my posts just cause I did theirs. I want the ones who genuinely enjoy me, and my bullshit in their day to day life …. So I mean yeah, sorry not sorry

Me: My life is a FKN MOVIE DAWG! My cousin: Yeah, it’s a shit show. Me: 😒 uncalled for. My cousin: I could’ve said G@y P^rn. Me: Shit show it is. 😮‍💨 well played. 😒

I don’t have a short fuse, I have express shipping on reactions. 😈🫡

This is the only Xmas decorating that is acceptable in the first 3 weeks of November.

Tehehe … this is why I love him 🥰🥰🥰 Amok amok amok!!!