Kipsambu Tigentiony

Me at 2AM after trying coffee before Bed like rich people

Naona ziko brown unlike you

Kula upate nguvu ya kulamba serikali matako Ma'am.

Raila Odinga seeing his son from heaven trying politics.

Kwani kuna Tumin kericho ama ni crusade?

Naskia uko Turkana there's an event whereby cousins wakifika teen age Wanaitwa wote,boys and girls halafu wanaambiwa watoe nguo wabaki ndethe wanafungiwa kwa nyumba wadance. Halafu as a boy sasa ukiona matiti ya cuzoo uanze kuinua Kiplime unatolewa nje by your uncles unapewa deep tissue massage with very unhappy ending na unarudishwa udance tena and this time they ask one of your beautiful cousins akurombose sasa. After that event hata ukiambiwa ulale kitanda moja na cuzoo unaangalia ukuta mpaka asubuhi.

Kitu huwa inauma Wapokot is the fact that they try to seclude themselves from other Nandi speaking communities and no one gives a F about it.

The only thing that you've transformed in Nandi is the size of your neck Mhesh na kwa hayo we are very happy.

Watu hufanana

Ukiwa na dem yako mwenye anajua unaitwa Kim then your homie pulls up akuite your full name Kimosbei.

Ukitaka kuanza kuongea peke yako kwa barabara just get a logbook loan from Mogo finance.Utakuwa unapiga dialogue peke yako hadi utajipata unaopen up kwa mutina ya kijiji.

Life can really change buana,sahii Kairo anapiga squad ya hizo Ndege ndogo angalau apate riziki.

Do you believe men should go for therapy ama watu wakunywe pombe na maisha iendelee?

Unaingia kwa nyumba unaskia harufu ya vinono unakaa chini ukingoja uandaliwe meza lakini wapi,msichana mkubwa anakuletea chai sio tikiin na haina sukari.Ukiuliza Kiptoo anakuambia waliamka mapema na mama yake wakaunda mkorogo wa unga na mayai na chai ilikuwa maziwa tupu

Kele ne ngunoo Lemindet Arap Onembo eeh?

Kasongo launched an incomplete Market in Kaptumo Aldai constituency and since then nothing has taken place.

Arrow girls all the time!

My relative who dropped out of school due to lack of fee is supporting this government.

Having an iPhone 17 ama Samsung S series na unashindwa kubuy data is literally living beyond your means