Kissy Monster

Three years ago today my pup came to live with me!

Who called it a golf carr and not a putt putt vehicle.

La Isla Gordita ~ Madonna por Taco Bell

The Padres' Walker Buehler should pitch for the Texas Rangers.

"See y later, ball!' - enthusiastic spectator at U.S. Open golf tournament.

Who called it a bogey and not bye bye birdie.

I've got blisters on my fingers! - Ringo/Shohej Ohtani / % /

"This one is trout of here!" ~ home run call for Mike Trout

I'm not the Golden Bachelor, I'm more like the Bitcoin Bachelor: no one knows my value.

Too tired to talk, too tired to end the war --Riptides, Death Cab for Cutie

Dogs go to Heaven because their souls embark.

Our love was written in the scars.

Rob Portman and Krysten Sinema impress me as models of senatorial intelligence and civility. Naturally, both are retired from the Senate.

No grunts, no glory ~ tennis

Bill Maher mocking Spencetr rPratt: "Oh oo-joo my house burned down." That's apretty good reado to ro boo-hoo.

Your boring secret is safe with me.

Tennis commentator after a disputed all by a line judge: 'This is my problem with human beings...'

My mother was always kind to proselytizers. Once, a group of ehovah's Witnesses came to the door and they could 't get rid of her.

Compiling a strategic reserve of Arby's Horsey sauce.

Wish you could call in sick to a doctor's appointment.

My brother confessed that years ago when visiting California, he took my late dog on a walk to the hamburger stand without telling me. This makes me intensely happy.