Author/writer at Bloomberg, on-off glasses wearer, views mine. cchellel at bloomberg dot net “Too much words” - Amazon reviewer

Joined December 2013
Bloomberg has just published an extract from my new book, Lucky Devils, featuring gambling nerds, old school mobsters and some overzealous FBI agents. Check it out! (gift link valid for a few days) bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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this will hurt the economy
The dying Sun may tear the outer solar system apart far sooner than anyone expected. New research in The Astrophysical Journal Letters suggests that once the Sun sheds its outer layers and collapses into a white dwarf, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune could be thrown into chaos in roughly a billion years—not the nearly eternal stretch of a quintillion years previously imagined. Earth will almost certainly be long gone by then, but the gas giants may not survive either. Traditional models assumed the outer planets would quietly endure for eons until a random passing star finally disturbed them. Researchers Konstantin Batygin and Jim Fuller of Caltech, along with Fred Adams of the University of Michigan, found a more violent possibility: if the Sun loses mass in discrete bursts rather than a smooth wind, the planetary orbits can be destabilized relatively quickly. “Everything changes when the envelope departs in pieces,” the authors wrote. In simulations of 672 burst-driven scenarios, up to 96% of the systems became unstable within 3 billion years after the Sun became a white dwarf. About 40% suffered disruption or violent scattering even earlier, before mass loss was finished. Some planets were ejected entirely; in others, Uranus and Neptune swapped places. Gentler bursts sometimes locked planets into stable resonances that held for billions of years, but the overall picture is clear: the Sun’s death may not be a slow fade. It could be a comparatively rapid, chaotic upheaval that ends the orderly architecture of the outer solar system far sooner than once thought.
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The BBC would like you to know that Beverley Finnegan has been growing mangelwurzels
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I’m no ace military detective, but I’ve spotted a flaw in Reacher’s investigative technique…
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He kills people before they can give him information, sometimes without asking a single question.
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Today my book about the secret world of high-tech gamblers is 99p on Amazon (Kindle) for Brit readers. I'm not saying Lucky Devils will definitely make you smarter, richer and more attractive, but imagine if it did? It'd be the best 99p you ever spent. tinyurl.com/5b2hrkpa
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"You've taken the words right out of my bin" Leader of the Count Binface Party, Count Binface, comments on Andy Burnham's win in Makerfield last night trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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you fools….where do you think they’re rowing to…..?
🚨TRENDING: Scottish fans joined in Norway’s rowing chants at the World Cup
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Sounds like men under six feet tall need to chill the fk out
For men under six feet tall, members of the online subculture known as looksmaxxing have suggested some advice: standing on tiptoes in public, performing spinal stretches, and undergoing a limb-lengthening procedure that can add up to six inches of height. newyorker.com/culture/the-le…
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I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era. The suit. The hat. The broom. The confidence. A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class.
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Spit your coffee out funny. Wet yourself a bit funny
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.
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Their plan begins…..
Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta…
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Just four headlines from the UK's biggest news website: I stood on a dog biscuit – it left me in a wheelchair. Dress made from 500 loaves stuns African film awards. Man V Horse has special place in heart of BBC’s Sophie Raworth The tiny backpacks tracking hedgehogs around NI
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about
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Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳
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Guardian column today - spoke to grandmasters/others in chess about the new Netflix doc on Carlsen v Niemann and @KitChellel's gripping new book Lucky Devils Vibrating crotches, anal beads and suspicious minds: the long, strange history of chess cheats theguardian.com/sport/2026/a…
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The money invested in this.
Learned something new!
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