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And thus I get the living room to myself.

Home. Present left for @ReaperAsInGrimm while I make myself food. Day is improving.

Finishing dealing with the Kelpie shit, get mobbed by zombies on the way back to Vegas. Someone clearly has it out for me.

I will not get involved in the legal debate over whether a demon has squatter rights in your koi pond or not. Not paid enough for that.

Well ma'am, maybe if you had cleaned your koi pond in the past 20 years the Kelpie never would have moved in. Sounds like a you problem.

No, the "cat thing" does not automatically make me a "bad guy". I picked that life, thanks.

Just saw an ad saying most successful people get up before 6:30am. That is way too high a cost for success.

Facts. But it can get you out of prison.

It's not really murder when the government is paying you to do it.

Why the ever loving hell did someone just ask for my help eliminating aggressive garden gnomes.

That last haunted house was literally just a portal to hell. A glowing, horrible, portal straight to hell. I have no idea how people didn't notice and just entered it.

Next time someone says the enjoy haunted house season, I'm just gonna shoot them.

Hey @ReaperAsInGrimm, are you going to the "Friendly clowns from the planet Nice" haunted house?

Well. That was exciting. Still not a cell that can hold me.

Good news! I don't have to sell you @ReaperAsInGrimm.

Well, @ReaperAsInGrimm, you'll be pleased to know we no longer have a puppy.

Hey @ReaperAsInGrimm. How did you feel about a puppy?

That feeling of dread when you're asked to help review the applicants for the haunted house permits this year, because you know what's coming...

Didn't even get caught by the cops. I'm still the best.

I swear this universe thinks it's funny to drop gravely injured new people in front of me. Plus side, I now know most of the Clinics across the country.