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Biology is like a goat on astroturf, confused

Texas, USA
Joined June 2025
If Jackson Arnold can’t handle 1 Gaylord how is he gonna handle 5???????
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Texas brightened that ugly-ass shade of orange because even their own fans were tired of looking like they’d been marinating in the Ganges. H1-B FIGHT!
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So happy I left this fuck ass team before the year started
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The quote today by our head coach post game reminds me of a certain “you’re spoiled” moment from a rival. You can’t save a moment like that with a fanbase like this one. Move on.
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Joey Lynch fired is going to have me in the streets like a Clancey supporter
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Until Joey Lynch @coachjoeylynch is off this staff I am not watching another game. You are the scum of the earth. You are a pathetic excuse of a man and coach. You have produced 2 QBs with over a 60% completion percentage in your career. You are a bum and I pray you suffer.
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10:38am on a Tuesday
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Good morning. It’s football season. @TAMUPolice I’m ready to see how quickly we can get into Midseason form.
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Hey @RossBjorkAD say daddy, I own you, and you’re driving THE into the ground 😂🫵
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Kyle Field Stands United @TAMU | aggi.es/3TolKKw
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Conner Weigman is out there for team USA, bring in the kid
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BREAKING: Lane Kiffin has redesigned the LSU bus
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With that win, Texas has lost their only series to a team that entered week 5 with a record above .500 in SEC play #FRAUDS???
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Jesus won. God won. Our father won. Celebrate that loudly today. God bless you
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Just got the worst haircut of my life. #HatMerchant the next 2 weeks.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SHARE THE MAT WITH THE BIG BOYS?
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