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It’s $15 bucks, optimized to run on a potato, and lets women be the fashion designer they wanted to be as a kid. You don’t have to play it.
Zofran Mamdani (@bananamelter) profile pictureZofran Mamdani@bananamelterSep 27
the dressmaker game graphics/aesthetics are so bad, I can't really see why you would want to play this
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Guys I won last year and they were the most amazing cookies I’ve ever had. Do it.
Strawbærry Narwhal ‽↙↙↙ (@unvarnishedvoid) profile pictureStrawbærry Narwhal ‽↙↙↙@unvarnishedvoidOct 30
WHAT TIME IS IT!? MY ANUAL CHRISTMAS COOKIE RAFFLE!!! ✨🍪🍪🍪✨ how to enter: be a follower of mine comment bellow How many people will win: 2 here 2 Bsky USA is free shipping but international you will need to pay shipping im sorry it costs too much ends NOV 29th🎄
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I love not having to wear both the pants *and* the belt in this relationship. Now it’s time for some gaming and vibes, hope y’all have an amazing weekend! We’re going ghost hunting. ❤️
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@theadammcintyreOct 26
asking jungle jim about ethan and hila klein
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I sit in bed and think about the lock combo on my gun cabinet. I think about how fast I could get there, and punch in the code, turn off the safety, put the bullet in the chamber...I think about that obsessively every night. And that's the world I live in OK?
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@kenzsinterludeOct 25
Abusers are always surrounded by a gang of enablers. There’s no way someone is “so close” to a person and has no idea of the sinister things they do. This is why when you cut someone off, everybody has to go. Fuck everybody, actually lmao.
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@jstlk_Oct 24
when we learn more we'll see ethan klein cheating isn't about sex hila has demands of ethan wrt parenting and business tamara worships ethan and will just play video games with him ethan is escaping back in time to his 20s with a 20 year-old version of his soon-to-be ex-wife
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perpetually exhausted@nayutasuhjohnnyOct 24
Timeline of #Tamara from @theh3podcast social media and streams:
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🔻KARLI TRACKMARX🔻@AlQasswagOct 24
ethan klein always wanted to cheat on hila it just took him 20 years to find another woman who wanted to fuck him
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@shinymeekiOct 24
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We watch him too! We watch ALL OF THEM. ALL. OF. THEM. XD
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@shinymeekiOct 24
Starting my morning with a Sergeant Steve video and he edited some floating shorts over a woman in her underwear and it made my morning. #LittleThings
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Boyfriend’s mom wants to go ghost hunting with us and have board game nights. 10/10 no notes. She’s amazing.
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weetard@DIET_RIOT_07Oct 23
Replying to @KittyOffRecord
Politics completely aside because my views are simply just "we're fucked lel" But this is by far the most disgusting political campaign I've ever seen & thats saying something Ohio used to be a boomtown made a state Now we tolerate this bullshit because muh politics Kill me
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Awww, it’s retarded.
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@shinymeekiOct 22
Replying to @ShadeLiesHeavy @KittyOffRecord
This, we always avoid HoA neighborhoods. I don't like anyone telling me what to do or how many inches my mailbox must be from the side of the road to maximize our property value, how about I mail you to the afterlife.
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Sitting in our backyard and the only sound is the birds. No crazy neighbors, no shared parking lot, no tiny strip of grass for a yard, no HOA to hire cheap gardeners, no manchild landlord. Boyfriend literally ordered bird feeders our first night, spring is gonna be amazing.
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Sabamika@Sabamika1Oct 21
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Can't let the humans know he's one step closer to world domination.
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