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You always like to get into mischief, but you were also so loving & friendly. Despite your asthma, skin issue, & even cancer, you lived nearly a decade passed your expectancy. Thanks for all the love, tug of war games, & hurt knees when you ran into me. And all those eaten shoes.

I have not woken up to such sad news since Anthony Bourdain died. I read Batman lines in his voice all the time. His voice *is* Batman.

Looking forward to telling anyone who visits that the dry, stringy, crusty, slightly white tint goop on my computer desk is actually just silicone mold rubber and is NOT, in fact, dried jizz.

Is it weird to dip regular cheez its into anything? (Sauces, condiments, hummus, etc.)

Haddaway’s “What is Love” came on the radio at work just now and I’m taking it as a sign to watch “A Night at the Roxbury” when I get home. Also I was tired but not anymore!

Reading 7: oh, fuck… Seeing what 6 is: OH FUCK!

Running into a Yale alumni bbq in the park: “Don’t make a Gilmore Girls reference. Don’t do it. Don’t”

Having Brain Stew on a playlist without Jaded instantly following should be a felony.

Me: “this is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.” Also me: “no no, I’ve done dumber.”

My roommate: “oh I don’t really like when my food touches each other” Meanwhile, me across the kitchen: “what if I put this macaroni salad on this everything bagel with hummus?”

5 am is too early to hear Lady Gaga’s Pokerface on the radio. And yet, because I haven’t actually gone to sleep yet, it’s totally acceptable.

Got home from work @ 1:30am and stress/anxiety ate two pairs of hamburger buns with nothing on them but a slew of different condiments until the bread was almost soggy. So that’s where I’m at rn. How are you?

Yo happy 10 years to Collide with the Sky which gave us one of the best PTV songs and one of my favs. youtu.be/vknw3Uy12-0

Great, I guess I’m a @CrusaderKings fan now. Since I’ve been playing the damn game for 6 hours straight??? Why is it so addicting @katieyeti @Lvl52G?