Matt Lewis

Does Ben & Jerry's make a bad flavor? I have yet to meet an ice cream that I didn't like #benandjerrys #justicecreamthings

I knew the Latter-day Saints could sing very well but I was surprised that they could drink very well too #bookofmormonbos #castparty

Working in Boston theater means you have comps to every show. You just have to be known and be good at your job #itsrainingcomps #hallelujah

I don't remember a time when I didn't have to pay rent. Welcome the the rat race, kids #fridayfeeling #rent

The best thing about going to the mechanics for hours is the unlimited supply of coffee and movies you would never choose to watch regularly #willywonka #justcoffeethings

Going to the bar directly after work: a memoir #saturday #neverendingbeer

"I'm deleting Facebook because I'm better than Facebook" [50 likes later] "Never mind, I'm lukewarm garbage just looking for attention and also the product of two cousins" #facebook #fridaymotivation

My shoulder muscles are so horribly strained from lifting hundreds of cases of Grey Goose today #blameitonthegoose #gotyoufeelingloose

Cast of High School Musical 2: What time is it?! Me: It's 3AM #whattimeisit #partytime

I would trade being a human for being an animal in an instant. Animals don't have to go to work and don't pay rent #animalplanet #mondaymotivation

I want to do more bold, daring things out of my comfort zone but then I get tired from thinking about it and fall asleep in the recliner #naptime #bignapenergy

Sometimes I like to spice things up when I answer the phones at work. As soon as I pick up, I'll say, "Mansfield Cemetery, this is Matthew!" No one thinks it's funny #customerservice #mattspeaking