It’s me. Crochet queen. LFC lover. Cat lover. All round sarcastic loser. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿living in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Single, not looking, gtf out of my DMs!

Elgin, Scotland
Joined April 2026
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A turtle production pile! 🐢🐢🐢 A customer ordered 3 sets of 3 turtle fridge magnets. Each turtle is made up of 7 pieces, so this is taking a while! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
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This just arrived. I won’t be able to read a lot of it, but I wanted to support both his family & @LFCFoundation Beautiful words from Klopp. Such a wonderful, eloquent, caring man. We were exceptionally lucky to have had both him and @DiogoJota18 at our club. #LFC #YNWA
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The only Prince Harry we really need 😂
We all need a rest, even Prince Harry 👀 #ballondor
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The media team at @FCBayern deserve a round of applause 😂😂
And they said he would never win a trophy... 😎🏆
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Knitty Kitty retweeted
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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If you’d like to add something from my shop to these, please just let me know & there’ll be a special discount for you. knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
Please, if you can purchase a small gift from my wishlist. I’m making up Christmas care packages for my local women’s refuge. It is truly appreciated. Your kindness can mean so much. Thank you ♥️
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Fucks sake someone’s playing the piano with weirdo dancing on it now! #BallonDor
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Read this however you want, it could be me or a cat, either is good!
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Try it with four very vocal cats! Ok three very vocal cats & Spooks who has the tiniest meow I’ve ever heard😂😻😻
The biggest annoyance with the clocks changing is your dog staring at you relentlessly wondering where dinner an entire hour early. Their body clocks are INSANE I swear to god
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Genius!!!
My now ex husband would piss me off so much that a once or twice a week I would move the bookmark in his book. Not by much just one or two pages forwards or backwards. Just enough to make him think wait have I missed something or im sure I've read this. He never found out
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human opened a can. it was beans. i will never trust again
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Flashback to 2019, when Prime Minister Theresa May realised someone had stolen her prize-winning carp before a photo could be taken.
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A turtle production pile! 🐢🐢🐢 A customer ordered 3 sets of 3 turtle fridge magnets. Each turtle is made up of 7 pieces, so this is taking a while! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
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Hit a dog with your car and you're legally required to report it. Hit a cat and you're not. MPs are debating whether that should change after more than 189,000 people signed a petition. To most families, their cat is just as much a part of the family as their dog. Surely they deserve the same protection.
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There’s still a few hours left to take advantage of this offer! 20% off shop wide until midnight. Don’t miss out! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
Right folks, there’s a cheeky 20% off everything until Monday, so get started on your Christmas shopping! If you’re local & can collect, use the code FREEPOST for well, free post! Check out my reviews to see what shoppers think! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
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If you would like to donate anything from my shop to @Juicylu14 who is shopping for a fabulous women’s refuge, please let me know. This isn’t me being cheeky btw, Lu has done it herself! Plus there’s 20% off until midnight tomorrow, so it’s the perfect time to do it.
Do you want to send a secret little gift to a follower? Check out my shop, choose something & I’ll do the rest! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
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