Cosmo Kramer

Happy #Festivus!

Kramer: "Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch." Frank: "Let's do it then. Festivus is back. I'll get the pole out of the crawl space."

Jerry Stiller 1927 - 2020 #RIP

Kramer: (about bootlegging movies) "It's a legitimate business." Jerry: "It's not legitimate!" Kramer: "It's a business."

Elaine: "Now I'm gonna be stuck at the singles' table with all the losers!?" Jerry: "You can go with Kramer." Kramer: "No, no, no. Weddings are a great place to meet chicks. I have to be unfettered."

Soup Nazi: "You are the only one who understands me." Kramer: "You suffer for your soup."

Kramer: "Boys, I'm retiring." Jerry: "From what?" Kramer: "From the grind. I mean, who needs it? I've accomplished everything I've set out to do."

Kramer: "(about bootlegging movies) It's a legitimate business." Jerry: "It's not legitimate!" Kramer: "It's a business."

Seinfeld Costanza 2020! Get the t-shirt right here. etsy.me/2lzKcsf #Seinfeld

Kramer: You went to the coffee shop without me? I told you I just wanted to hop in the shower. Jerry: That was an hour ago. What were you doing in there? Kramer: Showering. How long's it take you? Jerry: Ten minutes. Kramer: Ten minutes? That's kooky talk.