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Founder of #CobraKai who will do whatever it takes to win. No Mercy, Sweep the leg. fandom appreciation not impersonation.Unpredictable and maybe a little crazy

Cobra Kai Dojo
Joined January 2022
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You know him as Rambo but I called him John.Sharing the same first name was something we laughed about in the bush a few times. Thinking about how the past shaped my life and what led me to build the best karate dojo ever created #CobraKai #Rambo #KarateKid #Stallone #FirstBlood
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Rocky Balboa gets put in a boxing match from Pulp Fiction but can you guess who he fights?
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🚨Special Announcement 🚨 👯‍♀️Battle of the Babes 6 revealed👯‍♀️ 🔥All 64 competitors listed below🔥 ⭐️Give me your picks to make the final four/ winners or any other predictions in the comments⭐️ It starts tomorrow😎
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The Battle of the Babes Part 6 starts tomorrow and I’ve got almost 400 babes already in the book waiting their chance. Maybe you can recommend some for future consideration. Your input is important 👊🍺 If it’s an obvious one I probably have it already and provide a picture so I don’t have to look them all up.
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⭐️This is the Johnny Awards Show⭐️ 🚨THIS IS NOT THE BABE TOURNEY🚨 ⭐️It’s a tournament format where we will rank and crown the best Actresses of all time with a surprise twist⭐️ 🚨🌟One rule - Unlike Hollywood we’re not playing politics on these so don’t factor any of their personal leanings. Be better than them. Vote based on the merits and that’s it🚨🌟 🌠If you don’t know the actress or even if you think you do. Try to research a little since many eras are included here and we want the best to win🌠 (#30 Seed) Grace Kelly VS (#227 Seed) Kristin Stewart #Follow #Share #Vote #BestActress #TheJohnnyAwards #GraceKelly #KristenStewart #Actresses
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📽️This is the Johnny Awards Show🎬 🎞️It’s a tournament format where we will rank and crown the best Actors of all time with a surprise twist🎞️ 🚨One rule - Unlike Hollywood we’re not playing politics on these so don’t factor any of their personal leanings. Be better than them. Vote based on the merits and that’s it🚨 ‼️If you don’t know the actors or even if you think you do. Try to research a little since many eras are included here and we want the best to win🏆 (#30 Seed) James Caan VS (#227 Seed) Ewan McGregor #Follow #Share #Vote #BestActor #TheJohnnyAwards #JamesCaan #EwanMcGregor #Actors
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👹🏆This is the #BestVillain of all time Championship Tournament 👹🏆 🫯There are 256 Villains that we will all debate and vote for who is the baddest of them all 🫯 🚨The important part is to have fun and share these with that SHARE button to get everyone in here to join the dojo🚨 🧮It’s important to weigh lots of factors in these matchups and I read every comment and try to share all of them or respond🧮 (#82 Seed) Mr Burns VS (#175 Seed) Pamela Wells #Follow #Share #Vote #Villains #Antagonists #Rivals #Nemesis #Tournament #MrBurns #PamelaWells #TheSimpsons #TeenWolf
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Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #Horror #HorrorFans Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. (#7 Seed) Friday The 13th Part 2 VS (#122 Seed) The Hills Have Eyes 2006 #Follow #Share #Vote #Horror #Movies #Tournament #FridayThe13thPart2 #TheHillsHaveEyes #MutantFam #HorrorCommunity
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John Rambo goes to Mayberry and Barney isn’t happy about it.
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👯‍♀️ Welcome to #JohnnyLawrence #BattleoftheBabes Part 5🔥🍺👯‍♀️ 🏆THIS IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP🏆 We started with 64 ladies from entertainment throughout history in one tournament and you decide who is the winner 🏆 🚨Remember to vote in the poll and SHARE this to beat the Larusso algorithm and get your friends involved to grow the dojo 🚨 *The extra data posts are important make sure to check those out. Diane Lane VS Alice Eve #BOTB #Finals #BattleoftheBabes Part 5 Championship #Follow #Share #Vote #Hot #Sexy #Babes #Tournament #DianeLane #AliceEve #Women #Actress #Models
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📺Welcome to the tournament that will decide once and for all what the best TV Show ever made. We started with 256 competitors and now we’re down to 128 decided by you in #JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 🏆📺 🚨🥋Remember to SHARE this with your friends it’s very important to beat this Larusso ran algorithm. Comment and vote in the poll that’s in the thread to choose the winner 🚨🥋 (#64 Seed) Quantum Leap VS (#65 Seed) The Shield #Follow #Share #Vote #TV #Shows #Tournament #QuantumLeap #TheShield #Television #TVShows #Sitcoms #Comedy #Drama #Romance #Action #Scifi #Streaming
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John Kreese retweeted
You probably don’t know what this has to do with the X-Files. Don’t worry about that just watch The Brady Bunch.
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One of my subsidiaries, Dundee Mifflin dealing with Microsoft outage.
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John Kreese retweeted
Three’s Company Jack Tripper was living the life #80s #1980s
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Encyclopedia Britannica 1987. Who needs a computer when you can have 350 pounds of books for $2,000 dollars. #80s #1980s
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Replying to @Kreesewins
Miyagi no like camera phone.
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My new favorite Seinfeld episode. The cast of Seinfeld go to a communist DSA rally.
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Sarah Connor won’t calm down and looks who lines up Airplane style.
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The scene from Roger Rabbit that the censors demanded be removed.
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🏆Here are your daily winners and your sensei’s thoughts 🤔 Family Ties Won 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 This show has been winning by a lot and is looking to be really tough to beat moving forward. #JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 📺 Ali Landry Won 🔥 Donna D’Errico is the last number one seed eliminated and if came in the elite 8. Ali is currently in a final 4 match before the BOTB 5 championship tomorrow. Psycho Won 🔪 The Wolf man has that classic appeal but it ran up against another film that has that and more acclaim. Game set match for the original Lycan. #BloodyHorrorMayhem 🎃👻🔪🩸 Travis Bickle Won 🚕 He barely got by this 2v1 by defeating The Screma killers Billy and Stu in a close match. What? Are you talking to me? #BestVillain of all time tournament 👹 Jimmy Stewart Won 🎬 There was a little push back but Elliott Gould did not and should not beat this American icon. #TheJohnnyAwards Winona Ryder Won 🎞️ I have it on good authority that Beetlejuice voted dozens of times. Beetlejuice has denied these allegations. What do you mean don’t say Beetlejuice one more time? Uh oh.. #TheJohnnyAwards
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⭐️This is the Johnny Awards Show⭐️ 🚨THIS IS NOT THE BABE TOURNEY🚨 ⭐️It’s a tournament format where we will rank and crown the best Actresses of all time with a surprise twist⭐️ 🚨🌟One rule - Unlike Hollywood we’re not playing politics on these so don’t factor any of their personal leanings. Be better than them. Vote based on the merits and that’s it🚨🌟 🌠If you don’t know the actress or even if you think you do. Try to research a little since many eras are included here and we want the best to win🌠 (#29 Seed) Brigitte Bardot VS (#228 Seed) Jessica Chastain #Follow #Share #Vote #BestActress #TheJohnnyAwards #Actresses #BrigitteBardot #JessicaChastain
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