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Writer, editor, and hand-talker. Sorting through the irony of feeling like too much of a mom to pull off mom jeans.

Calgary, AB
Joined January 2010
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If you see someone leaning on the coffee bar immediately after ordering their drink, you can also find them at the airport, crowding the baggage carousel before their luggage is in sight.
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I folded a fitted sheet so well that my husband mistook it for the flat sheet. So, my life's work is pretty much done.
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Absolutely riveting deep dive into Alex Jones's disturbing history on this week's @ThisAmerLife – with the most painfully sad, ironic ending bit.ly/2Tf38rB
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Colton's new hair is the equivalent of a woman getting bangs after a breakup. #TheBachelorFinale
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Kristen Hilderman retweeted
On point and adorable!
So my students are helping me with my black history wall and I’m playing music. He jumped up like “this how the aunties be with the cup in they hand when this song come on” 😂😂😂
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.@stevetaylor_bc I'm also super fancy and totally have a Peloton bike
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Colton: *walks in the general direction of a wall* Me: #TheBachelor
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Idea: #TheBachelor contestants must sign “I can't be an influencer” contract so we don't have to hear "I’m here for the right reasons" and Colton doesn't need to wonder if they’re there to get married or to quit their jobs and sell detox tea on Instagram.
Trying to sort through the irony of feeling like too much of a mom to pull off mom jeans.
Parent: "My 3yo isn't vaccinated—there is a measles outbreak. Suggestions for precautions I can take to protect her?" Internet: "If you did enough research to decide not to vaccinate, wouldn't you have researched alternative ways to protect her?" bit.ly/2Wx6c57
What would you do if someone broke into your Twitter account and stole your username? (If you can believe it, @kr_15454162294 was not my original Twitter handle...)
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Trump managed to find a way to insult women while at an airplane unveiling nym.ag/2lVIzki
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Kristen Hilderman retweeted
Members of the UK Parliament just condemned Trump.
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My 2-year-old makes a bigger hand turkey than that. People are saying it's the biggest they've ever seen. xitter.gq/TrumpDraws/status/8265…
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Donald Trump is like a one-man @CAH expansion pack: nasty woman...bad hombres...grab them by the pussy...not a puppet...WRONG!
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Trump: “I alone can fix this.” Is this guy running for president or dictator? #RNCwithBernie
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