🔞 ✝️ 🇵🇷 Proud son of a firefighter, #ActaullyAutistic
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Ivan Jr retweeted
Not to mention that apparently Stolas never noticed all those photos in the apartment, where Blitz has literally crossed out his own face.
In every. Single. One of them.
He lived there for MONTHS, mind you.
I mean who fucking cares, am I right, you egotistical piece of shit?
Ivan Jr retweeted
Since Venture Bros is trending, let’s channel that energy and somehow get @adultswim to greenlight the proposed Order of the Triad spin-off Doc and Jackson pitched earlier this year. #goteamventure
Ivan Jr retweeted
“You know what I’d really like?”
“Tell me.”
“A Spider-Man comic.”
“We can do a Spider-Man comic.”
“A real Spider-Man comic. No multiverse-spanning, editorial mandate, torture-porn bullshit. A real Spider-Man comic.”
“I’ll make you a very good, very traditional Spider-Man comic. I don’t think you can imagine how good it’s going to be.”
Ivan Jr retweeted
Copaganda isn't a real thing. It's a delusion conjured by people incapable of separating reality from fiction so they think any portrayal is a statement about a whole demographic.
But even if Copaganda was a thing, MHA would be so far removed from it that you still look dumb
Ivan Jr retweeted
This show took all the wrong lessons from Bojack Horseman… namely it devolving into drama porn.
Ivan Jr retweeted
The Hellaverse is NOT going to age well after it's completed. It's going to be another one of those "what went wrong" YouTube essay trends
Ivan Jr retweeted
Muy linda la animación y todo
Pero estoy tan washed que lo primero que pensé fue “esto sería una excelente habilidad stand”
Ivan Jr retweeted
Hellaverse fans attacking a 17 yo over this is genuinely deranged behavior like w a fanbase this rabid this show is kinda just doomed I fear
Ivan Jr retweeted
trinity literally gets her skills the same way as neo:
by being a skilled computer hacker morpheus fishes out of the matrix
linguini was a complete liability until remy helps him lmao
po gets his ass beat by tigress in literally every sparring match and po only overcomes tai lung thanks to his mindset and adaptability
Ivan Jr retweeted
This season is basically one rich asshole getting everything he wants and the show treating it like its a good thing while the poor person he victimized gets treated like shit and the show argues they are even,
GEEE can you tell this was written by someone that comes from money
Ivan Jr retweeted
Gamergate fallout year 12 and counting and dorks still think everything that happens is a result of woke or cancel culture or something stupid and amorphous, when it’s really all just 99.9% profits and losses
Ivan Jr retweeted
AIs are regarded as literal demons, endangered animals are protected by literal orbital death lasers, tanks can make you instatiably horny, guns can talk to you, and Adam Smasher reguarly fucks an Arasaka dressed up as Elvis.
Not to mention you can become a furry.
Studio Trigger’s novel ideas for Cyberpunk as a setting are usually incredibly stupid and make it worse not better. CDProjekt Red would never write something as stupid as the Cyberskeleton or Project Capricorn, and it is excessively obvious that these things were just barely over the threshold of what CDPR would tolerate.
