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tonight my bf showed up to my house with 3 24 packs of water. I asked him why, bc I had a full pack, he says "because, I don't want you to have to carry this shit in here!" 🥺💕🤦🏽‍♀️

Jager is the 1942 of Indiana

"this might me my virginiversary!"

dudes break up with you. beg you to sit on their face for months, then talk shit about you for declining them and moving the hell on 🤦🏽‍♀️...females don't start drama like that. 🥱💤 #dontbebitterbebetter

sometimes even a fat ass, fire sex and great conversation aren't enough to keep a man. that's not on you, sis!

sitting at the bar with the boys, watching the playoffs, chant breaks out "BEAT LA" "BEAT LA" me: "why are they saying "free valet?" #gosports 🤦🏽‍♀️

🗣 LADIES: IF 👏🏽 WE 👏🏽 ALL 👏🏽 SIT 👏🏽 DOWN 👏🏽 TO 👏🏽 PEE 👏🏽 INSTEAD 👏🏽 OF 👏🏽 HOVERING 👏🏽 THEN 👏🏽 NO 👏🏽 ONE 👏🏽 WILL 👏🏽 HAVE 👏🏽 TO 👏🏽 SIT 👏🏽 IN 👏🏽 A 👏🏽 STRANGERS 👏🏽 PEE 👏🏽 💯

🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️ i had a dream i was picking money out of my yard! maybe it was a premonition! 🤔

this guy i've been hanging out with sleeps with the tv on 😳

having to cough while in an uber is a new form of torture.

left my airpods at home. lost my phone at security... i'm so ready to get to @UbbidubbiFest and check out! ✌🏽

i'm so mf blessed! 🥺

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I moved my tv but forgot my remote 🤦🏽‍♀️ I'm so mad.

shoutout to all you suckas valentining this weekend. Thank you for paying my bills! ....that being said, CHECK ON YOUR SERVICE INDUSTRY FRIENDS!

well... i bought my own weed today. being single is really starting to set in! 🤦🏽‍♀️