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Software Developer 💻 Soccer Enthusiast ⚽️

Joined August 2012
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so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:
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How Lebron felt after tweeting this
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A footballer was given 5 crates of egg as the man of the match award.
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BREAKING: Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested in Romania in human trafficking probe.
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They could never make The Office today. One day is not enough time to make a whole tv show
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I cashed out my Qatar 1-0 bet at £9.95 after seeing their first pass of the ball
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No SHOT that was offsides
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this video bro im crying LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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After the early bricks but before smartphones, there was a stretch where phone design went absolutely catshit bananas (1/?)
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Pele adding some backyard goals against his pet dog after seeing Ronaldo scoring his 700th goal today
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Tua shouldn’t play the rest of the season. He shouldn’t have been playing this game. He’s probably lucky to be alive and you just hope there’s no permanent damage.
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Crazy how this is another day to just not give a fucc
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Shid go kinda hard
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About one minor inconvenience away from living in a van down by the river
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Ladies PLEASE stop sending this pilot nudes on your way to Cabo. xitter.gq/nojumper/status/156476…
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ice cream sandwich (on white bread)
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Shouts out to @tomfoolery_band for getting Creed stuck in my head all day
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My toxic trait is thinking fantasy football will bring me joy
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