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so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:
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BREAKING: Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested in Romania in human trafficking probe.
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They could never make The Office today. One day is not enough time to make a whole tv show
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I cashed out my Qatar 1-0 bet at £9.95 after seeing their first pass of the ball
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After the early bricks but before smartphones, there was a stretch where phone design went absolutely catshit bananas (1/?)
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Pele adding some backyard goals against his pet dog after seeing Ronaldo scoring his 700th goal today
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Tua shouldn’t play the rest of the season. He shouldn’t have been playing this game. He’s probably lucky to be alive and you just hope there’s no permanent damage.
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Ladies PLEASE stop sending this pilot nudes on your way to Cabo. xitter.gq/nojumper/status/156476…
Shouts out to @tomfoolery_band for getting Creed stuck in my head all day


























