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The post-midterm push for amnesty from the Republican Party is proof, as if you needed any more, that the GOP is an existential threat to America as much as the Democrats. Trump’s attempts to rebuild the party haven’t gone anywhere near far enough.
GOP Rep. Marlin Stutzman: “If you want to do mass deportations, I just don’t think it’s possible. You’re looking at 20 million people that you would have to deport out of this country.”
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This happened while Woke 2.0 was focused on young white girls making monkey noises.
NEW: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that a suspect arrested on a Newark to New Orleans United flight last night for allegedly storming the cockpit and claiming to have a bomb, leading to United putting out a hijack alert for the plane, is a 2x previously deported Honduran illegal alien. Rony Alexander Gomez-Alberto was arrested by the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s office once the flight landed at MSY (New Orleans airport) and he has been charged with felony bomb threat, terroristic threats, and disorderly conduct. Per DHS - Gomez-Alberto crossed the Texas border illegally in 2011 and was deported, then illegally re-entered through the New Mexico border in 2014 and was deported a second time. He illegally re-entered the country a third time in 2019, was arrested by Border Patrol, but was released from custody after an immigration judge ordered his release. He is currently being held without bond by law enforcement in Louisiana.
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This only proves how many men in the NFL have below-average IQs.
Osi Umenyiora says he discovered Tom Brady's pre snap cadence and knew when he was going to snap the ball ahead of Super Bowl XLII, and says it allowed the Giants defensive line to dominate the game with 5 sacks and 20 hurries “But as I was watching the tape, because you have two weeks leading up to the game, I noticed that Tom Brady would come up to the line of scrimmage. And this is real information I’m giving you here, worth millions of dollars. I’m giving it to you right now. And there’s people recording this to pass it on to their players.” “But what I noticed was he would come up to the line of scrimmage and he would say ‘hut,’ which is telling the center to snap him the ball. So what he was doing was he would come up to the line of scrimmage, and before he said that, he was pointing at somebody, maybe somebody on the opposing side. And if he didn’t point at that person, that means they weren’t going to snap the ball. But if he did point at that person, the ball was coming as soon as he said ‘hut.’” “So after I watched this, I studied this for literally a week. I went back, I watched all the games, and he was doing the exact same thing, but nobody had figured it out. So I saw that, and I went and gathered the whole defense, and I was like, ‘Listen, this is what this man is doing.’ If you know when the ball is being snapped as a defensive line, you are at a tremendous advantage over the offensive lineman because they’re relying on you not knowing.” “Because if you don’t know, that means you’re going to be late. But if you do know, you’re going to beat them almost every time. And so as soon as I figured this out, I gathered the whole defensive line. I was like, ‘Listen, this is what Tom Brady’s doing.’” “Now we all started to watch this together, and we saw this was 100%. It wasn’t even like 80. This was 100%. So now we knew going into that game that, as a defensive line, we were going to be able to overwhelm them offensively simply because of that one thing that I had pointed out.” “And we went into the game and we sacked him like five times, hit him like 20 times. They couldn’t understand how we were getting off the ball and getting to him that fast. And it was simply because, for two weeks prior, I just sat there and I had watched what this one person was doing, and that gave us the mental advantage going into the game. We knew we were going to win that game even though nobody else did, because we knew something that they didn’t know, and nobody else knew that we knew.”
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🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
#Texans QB 1 C.J. Stroud season stats after five touchdown game today vs. #Chargers: 2,251 passing yards, 16 touchdowns, and two interceptions on 181-of-282 passing (64.2% completion rate), alongside 100 rushing yards, one touchdown run. Season pace: 4,783 yards, 34 touchdowns
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Dave Chappelle can come out today and say “it was a joke. Sometimes I say shit I don’t believe to elicit a response from my audience.” and his career will be fine. Or he can not do that, which proves he meant it, and be doneskies. People just got over Shane Gillis talking about whores in gyms wearing provocative clothing trying to cancel him but then turn right around and tell you Chappelle shouldn’t be ridiculed or cancelled for being glad an influential person was murdered. It’s all retarded.
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One thing I try to remember in these moments is Scott Adams’ 48 hour rule. @grok explain Scott Adams’ 48 hour rule
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“Western women’s unconscious appetite for masculine authority finds a safe outlet in enthusiasm for immigration from the Muslim world.”
Years ago Jordan Peterson offered a psychoanalytic reading that Western women’s unconscious appetite for masculine authority finds a safe outlet in enthusiasm for immigration from the Muslim world.
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The affordability crisis is solved.
$2,500,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in just 60 minutes. Democrats just popped the AI bubble.
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Stock market tanking today. The only way out of $40T in debt is through AI and Energy and Democrats want to regulate both into oblivion. But hey, I have to pay $30 more a month in gas so time for a change 😬
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Not hard to realize what’s going on.
Young men with kids voted to the right of men without kids by 40 points. Young women with kids voted to the right of women without kids by 35 points
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Greg Abbott is the biggest coward in Texas history.
In 2020, Whites were 58% of the electorate in Texas. Today, they are only 46%.
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“Great Replacement Theory isn’t real, bro.”
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Texas Republicans were in control and didn’t do shit about this. Completely incompetent.
HOLY CR*P 🚨 Official Election Administration and Voting Comprehensive Report buried all the way on page 193 of the document shows Texas processed 2,900,357 new valid voter registrations between 2022-2024 without proof of citizenship Documented proof of citizenship like birth certificate, passport and naturalization papers is not required at the time of voter registration in Texas 56.5% of Texas voter registration were classified as “new valid registrations.” This is extremely suspicious that 55% of Texas voter registrations were “new”
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Nothing will happen in Texas for at least a couple years.
🚨TEXAS RESULTS🚨Republicans retained their Texas Senate supermajority despite Democratic victories statewide and in the Texas House. The GOP-controlled Senate could block House legislation and reject Gina Hinojosa’s appointments. Expect legislative gridlock. @DallasExpress
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Recruiter at my new company told me today about half of his initial interviews are from scammers overseas. They use AI to tailer their resumes and then read off their answers from a script. Insane stuff.
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No way Caley doesn’t have imposter syndrome doing shit like this.
The Texans offense ran 54 plays from scrimmage on Sunday. They threw the ball on 26 of 32 plays when they had 5 lineman on the field and ran the ball 19 out of 22 times with 6 lineman on the field. There was 12 snaps where the Texans were in heavy 12 personnel (2 TEs + extra OL) with Hutchinson as the lone WR and they ran the ball on 11 of those.
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Lmao never deleting this app
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