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Writer of fun fiction, mubs of 2, wife of 1 and interested in all things mysterious and magical. she/her My books (so far!): #FindingMeara #ThroughtheFairyRing

Nebraska, USA
Joined August 2011
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Not the haters getting fact-checked by ai 😂
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The onset of fascism brings out the creativity in people. The harder the squash us, the more juice spurts out. #DemsUnited
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🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death. In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with: “Don’t lose hope.” Now that’s a final message.
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Timeline cleanse:
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it’s this ridiculously simple and screw€d up…
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#Anonymous message to the people of the United States and Trump
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
BREAKING: Election security experts have officially asked Biden to do an Election Recount on Trump's victory They are citing potential breaches in voting machines.
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Beautiful photo captured by a local Midwest photographer today at 4:55pm
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Reminder: If you voted early, check your state’s election website to verify that your vote was received. This is always important, but especially this year with MAGA torching mailboxes and shit.
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It's so cool how everything from prescription drugs to McDonald's to frozen waffles is contaminated now. It's almost like government regulations were the only thing keeping manufacturers from cutting costs and poisoning us.
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This should be career ending
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This was known in 2018. Trump destroyed the pandemic response team MERELY because it had something to do with Obama. It was LITERALLY the reason the pandemic mitigation was UTTERLY horrific. We must stop pretending that just because YOU didn't know something it didn't exist.
Would have been nice if Obama had bothered to tell this to the world back in, say, 2017. Might have saved some lives.
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I have never wanted a door more than I want this hand-carved owl door from Denmark. The beak is the door knocker 🦉
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Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.
Kamala should do a rally at Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm dead serious
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holy shit snl 😂😂😂
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It’s becoming clearer by the hour: Presidential candidate Trump is President Vance’s Trojan horse. — This openly planned coup should scare the hell out of us all.
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yolo Biden in Philadelphia: "And Trump calls that a hellscape? He talks about America being a failed nation. Where the hell is he from? No I'm serious, think about it: A president calling America a failed nation. It makes me angry. I say America is winning ... the only loser I know is Donald Trump."
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If you want to know how mad the Nebraska Supreme Court was about the actions of the Secretary of State and Attorney General, they made a SIMPSONS reference in the opinion and said Marge's sisters understand their constitutional obligations better than our Executive branch. Dang.
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Across the Midwest, people were shouting at their screens "It's a 11% rebate, you East Coast elites!!!"
Tim Walz hasn’t been this excited since he got a 10% rebate on a leaf blower from a Menards #SNLPremiere
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