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Yesterday we were at a bar and they randomly started doing trivia for the Leprechaun film series. None of us had seen any of the movies. We won two rounds and left with 12 free beers. Happy St. Paddy’s
When Village Inn servers wear Free Pie Wednesday shirts on Saturday it fucks me up in several different ways.
Why would you name your bologna? You can’t get emotionally attached to your food. I’ll never let anyone hurt my Oscar!
A long time ago I came to believe that liking things was bad. I kind of became unable to like things. And even the things I do like I’m embarrassed of, even today. It’s made it very hard to make friends.
At a certain point last night I felt my whole body break, and I didn’t even slow down. The last two hours of that concert I was held upright by dubstep alone.