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UNLICENSED BROKER OF BITCOIN Working on @FrostsnapTech npub1xh897wvhn93tda0zws94mdyc7eagc8qm0798clp7x48zh6kjwa

Malaysia
Joined September 2013
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Zero-Knowledge Goof❄️ retweeted
stay humble hack sats
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I found a SIM implant in my friend's @Ledger Flex. He set it up but never used it, so no funds were lost. He bought it from @cryptobilis at their May 22 2026 Global Pizza Party, Raintree Club Kuala Lumpur. nRF9151 LTE module, eSIM module, v1.1 UFL antenna cc @MagicalTux
Can anyone who bought Ledgers from @cryptobilis confirm (either by replying here or DMing) that their wallets got drained, disassembled their devices and found a SIM implant in it? It seems like the only victims affected are those who bought from shady Lazada merchants, not CB
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Zero-Knowledge Goof❄️ retweeted
TREAT EMAILS FROM @FoundationHQ WITH EXTREME CAUTION. ONGOING PHISHING ATTACK DISGUISED AS RECALL NOTICE. DO NOT ENTER YOUR SEEDPHRASE INTO AN INTERNET CONNECTED MACHINE. WEBSITE AND EMAIL COMPROMISED.
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I’m announcing today our first ever bitcoin++ cold storage edition 🧊 Join us for the bitcoin developer conference of a lifetime. It’s a boat accident waiting to happen 🚢 Registration is now open — only 21 spots available btcpp.dev/antarctica
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Wavelength is now live on mainnet! ƛ wavelength.money/ shouts out to all the testers that gave valuable feedback to help us improve the performance and UX of the system 🤓 you can grab v0.2.0 of the release here: github.com/lightninglabs/wav…
Wavelength is now live on mainnet! 🌊 Humans and agents can now send and receive bitcoin payments with the Wavelength SDK. A few API calls, self-custodial from the first command, with no node or liquidity to manage. Read more and start building: lightning.engineering/posts/…
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Announcing LayerTree: a new tree-based scaling solution for Bitcoin that permits O(1), independent of the number of users in the system: xitter.gq/lightning/status/21108… A single UTXO can hold the balance of millions of users as an off-chain Merkle-sum tree. Transaction introspection techniques permit batched exit from the system in a single transaction w/o any pre-signing: layertree.tech
Introducing LayerTree, a non-custodial scaling solution on bitcoin that connects to Lightning. Using covenants, one UXTO can be shared by a million users. Any user can leave at any time in a single transaction. Users don't need to be online to receive. Funds never time out. LayerTree is the next step in bringing bitcoin to billions. Learn more: layertree.tech
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Zero-Knowledge Goof❄️ retweeted
It's remarkable that the Ledger supply chain infiltration was able to grow to the scale it did given that we were aware of these implants ~6 months ago (thanks @joegrand!)
Reverse Engineering a Ledger Nano X Hardware Implant (@_TROPICON) slides are up! grandideastudio.com/portfoli…
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I wasn’t going to comment since this is a really bad take IMO, but since it’s taken off I feel the need to. To my understanding, there is no evidence whatsoever pointing to a break of decades old hardness assumptions like elliptic curve cryptography. 1/n
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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At this point I'm more worried about nontrivial projects that *aren't* releasing a stream of security updates than those that are. Where are my BIOS updates? microcode updates?
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rbitcoin: Bitcoin Full Node With Zero Human Code | reardencode SLP775 @reardencode of @rbitcoin_org walks through rbitcoin — a Rust Bitcoin full node where all lines of code were written using AI. Timestamps 00:00 — Intro: Brandon Black & rbitcoin 00:34 — Why Build rbitcoin 03:46 — Alt Clients Mini-Series 04:39 — Consensus Divergence Risk 05:53 — satd vs rbitcoin Paths 06:51 — Automation Makes Diversity Possible 08:29 — Build-Time Differential Testing 09:20 — Why Consensus Bugs Matter 10:55 — Lessons from btcd Divergences 13:35 — Target User: Wallet Backends 15:29 — Miners Leave the Non-Goal List 16:47 — Kill the dbcache Model 20:50 — Electrum In-Process 22:23 — Silent Payments & Tor 23:01 — BIP324 v2-Only P2P 23:46 — AI-Coded: Zero Human Lines 25:04 — Grok Plus Multi-Model Review 27:01 — DoS Rules & LibreRelay 28:34 — Upgrade Hooks 29:34 — Archive-Only, No 'UTXO Set' 31:50 — AI as the New Compiler 33:52 — Context Limits & Dependencies 38:06 — rust-bitcoin Relationship 39:08 — Wallet Infra Opportunity 40:00 — Still 10% a Joke 41:35 — Future of Client Diversity 44:50 — Outro: rbitcoin.org
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***NEW Martyr Made Podcast*** Enemy: The Germans’ War, pt. 3 - The Fighting Man Millions of German soldiers return home to find the Bolshevik plague pouring out of Russia into Europe. They were only too happy to have someone else to fight. (Link below)
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Home invasions are the fastest growing attack type, and one country accounts for most of them. @LLFOURN analyses the situation:
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Adaptive attacks against FROST when number of signers and corruptions is large. BIP 445 (FROST) not affected because it requires fewer than 128 signers. This requirement in BIP 445 was added by @real_or_random exactly because there was uncertainty about the hardness of LDVR. github.com/siv2r/bips/blob/8…
New paper with @AlexRdgzG: We give polynomial-time (!) adaptive attacks against a number of threshold Schnorr signatures. At the core are the first polynomial-time attacks on LDVR, a problem whose solution yields adaptive attacks on several practical schemes.
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❄️COLDCARD WHITE HAT MOVES FUNDS TO TRUST 🏳️ 52.37 BTC comprised of coins from Wave 2, Footprints AA, AU, AX consolidated into a fresh address with an OP_RETURN "claim:cryptorecoverytrust dot com" in block 967,948 these white hatted funds represent 2.8% of the coldcard exploit
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With 360 Bitcoin wrench attacks cataloged, it's time to take the archive to the next level. Over the weekend I clanked out this interactive dashboard; feedback is welcome! jlopp.github.io/physical-bit…
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Zero-Knowledge Goof❄️ retweeted
“Laws preventing people from speaking are regrettable. They never produce good results. It seems to me that it is always in the name of a greater humanity, of preventing people from being made victims, that measures of this kind are taken. But such taboos are directly contrary to the nature of [scapegoat] Revelation.” — René Girard
“People imagine that in treating scapegoaters themselves as scapegoats they can transcend archaic religion; but, really, they only succeed in falling back into its clutches.” — René Girard
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Zero-Knowledge Goof❄️ retweeted
It’s starting
First time WoW player. Played like 10 hours yesterday got to level 12. Now at work and can only think about playing. That’s my review
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I'm back.
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“Agentic workflows will displace labor towards creative tasks and 10x productivity” The creative tasks:
I build an add-on in World of Warcraft to talk to your agents in Claude code or codex while you play. Can’t wait to grind levels and tokens
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