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Alcova, Wyoming
Joined October 2011
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My advice to young men is just do whatever because it doesn’t really matter anyway
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My uncle was a quiet depressive man. At family picnics he’d stare into his beer in silence. Then someone would bring up the war. He’d spring to life, spit flying from his mouth as he described in vivid detail his days slaughtering the Vietcong, a light in his eyes I’ve never seen
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You’re settling in for a good bro movie in the 23rd century:
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I really wish we would have done better for the future of this country.
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"Wotan, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Wotan. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."
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80% of doomerism on this website is zoomers who are not old enough to really remember the obama administration and don't understand how bad it was supposed to be by now
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The only good use of family money is buying a sailboat called Kissed by the Wind and dying on it immediately
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nostalgia is like alcohol. in small dosages if makes you feel alive. in large dosages, you are riding an e-scooter back to your flat while eating a shawarma then the shawarma is lost to the wind and you're bouncing on the cement like a deflated basketball
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Haven't talked to this guy in probably six years, calls my desk phone and goes "You curly-haired sumbitch, they got $230 flights to Riga next month." I can feel the hangover creeping up the back of my spine. Pickles, rancid fish, clear liquor. Blondes.
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You have to remember that Americans have suffered 50+ years of demoralization propaganda designed to break their spirit. A lot of people feel mentally defeated. They don't believe they can win. All of the fight has gone out of them.
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In 2036 they'll reboot True Detective as a period piece set in rural, post-Trump Iowa. Significant portions of the plot will be devoted to snapchat & discord. The protagonist, a hero beyond redemption, will work at a warehouse while moonlighting an inv into the school principal.
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People will not be able to believe how simple and quaint those far-away times were, in the long autumn of 2026.
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America when you ask why they have a hebrew CENTCOM
שני מטוסי A-10 של חיל האוויר האמריקאי מסיירים בשמי המזרח התיכון במסגרת פעילות טיסה מתוכננת בשעות היום.
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Do not allow anyone to gaslit you and make no mistake: you are not crazy for noticing the decay all around us. Everyone else is for pretending it doesn't exist.
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Just saw a black chick in whiteface walk out of the liquor store with a 30 rack of Busch apple.
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One of the monasteries I visited allowed a young man to stay just so he could talk to the pilgrim ladies and find a wife, which is more than I've ever seen a secular place do for the world.
My problem with monks is that it is really easy to say that you have achieved ultimate peace when you are isolated from the world. And isn't it ultimately only self serving? It is only for your own personal benefit that you live off charity and seclude from the world.
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I come from a long line of people who believe they will be vindicated in the end
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The end of Temple Hitlerism, and the beginning of Rabbinic Hitlerism
🇩🇪 Adolf Hitler’s 'Eagle’s Nest' retreat in Bavaria, Germany, has been set on fire. German police have arrested a suspect as authorities investigate possible arson. Follow: @europa
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its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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