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 𝖬𝖣𝖭𝖨.
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‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 ‍‍𝒃̲𝒐̲𝒚̲. (@LOAFINGBATTER) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 ‍‍𝒃̲𝒐̲𝒚̲.@LOAFINGBATTERMar 16
⠀⠀ 𝐼𝑋. 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐻𝐸𝑅𝑀𝐼𝑇. ⠀⠀
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i mean, fair … luigi’s arms definitely aren’t that big—– do you have any overalls? that’d look good. like, s—super handsome.
𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚 & 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐚 (@beastofbloom) profile picture𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚 & 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐚@beastofbloom23h
y’think so? doesn’t feel all that accurate to me …
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looks pretty perfect to me. (´͈ ᵕ `͈ ）
𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚 & 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐚 (@beastofbloom) profile picture𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚 & 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐚@beastofbloom23h
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no time to put together a good costume this year …
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y—you’re, like, 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 him.
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𝑎ℎ … and here i thought it was the codependency issues. ❪ he cut himself off with a snicker, the tip of his nose brushing river’s slim neck. all the while, christian’s hands remained firm on his partner’s hips. almost possessive. ❫ +
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 30
[a shrill, excited little shriek fleas their throat with the sweep of his tongue.] 𝑚𝑦 studying? [seemed like the only studying going on here was chrisitian’s on their anatomy——a remark that isn’t made before their full lips are …
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… helps that my dad’s out tonight, for once. d—don’t even know what i was thinking, suggesting we go out—– ❪ progressively more lost in the kiss with every lip—lock … and it showed. he loosened up just enough to let their torso be +
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freed, planting a firm seat by the edge of the mattress. ❫ 𝘩𝑒𝑦. ❪ he gave his lap an unsubtle pat or two. ❫ come here?
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oh, you have 𝑧𝑒𝑟𝑜 authority to call anyone a smartass … ❪ rolling his eyes as dramatically as possible, christian sighed and squeezed river’s body a little tighter. he stuck his tongue out, prodding it along her neck. ❫ well. +
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 30
oh! [feeling just a bit stupid——𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟——inwardly reprimanding their flea–like attention span.] uh, no. i just thought you were being all cute and romantic for me. [and, god, with his breath on their neck, swaying …
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uhh … i dunno. i kinda want to see how your studying’s been going, suddenly—– ❪ his gaze grew longing, eyes stuck on the unkempt twin—sized mattress they shared. until randomly, the redhead leaned in to kiss river again for real. +
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deeply, held out for a while as he fondled them. ❫ maybe, like. stanley can wait … it just looks 𝑠𝑜 comfy. he’s a patient dog.
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well, 𝙚𝙧 … sorry. n—not 𝘰𝘶𝘳 home—– this one. haven’t been there since we came back, it’s just down the street … ❪ donning a feigned wince, christian simply dug his stubbled chin into river’s shoulder with a testy smile. hopefully +
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 30
[round, visceral wariness pooling their dark brown eyes alleviates slowly with a relieved sigh.] it might make me more homesick to drive by our neighborhood… [swaying with his lead, though, a giddy laugh escapes them, lanky fingers …
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they didn’t mind his slip—up too much … ❫ did you really think i’d want to go all the way down to the city for a dog walk? ❪ a playful snicker emitted from his lips before christian realized what he said … then, promptly, +
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answered for himself. forcing a smooch onto their neck before he spoke up again. ❫ a—actually—– no. don’t want to hear it. are you ready to stop chudding, or … ?
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never that. ❪ a wry chuckle intervened, his features knitted with concern. christian’s hands trailed down his partner’s torso, snatching both of their wrists up. ❫ just being sure. i—– actually, uh, was gonna ask if you wanted to check +
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 30
y——yeah, you… [even less amusedly, the bubbly smile splitting their face sobers into a more owlish blink as they turn further in his arms to face him.] you’re not trying to get rid of me, are you?
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the dog park out. haven’t taken stanley to the one by home in ages—– ❪ with their fingers interlocked, the slugger began a casual sway. both of their bodies swayed left to right, teeth sinking into his bottom lip all the while. ❫
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hi, rivs. 𝘶𝘩. ❪ burying his chin in their shoulder, his rust—tinted head curved along river’s neck. ❫ i guess i am. s—sorry, i’ve been so … l—lousy to be around lately. a—again, i really won’t be mad if you hate living here …
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 30
[looking over their shoulder, lips spreading in a wide, smitten smirk.] hiii, puppy. you’re in a mood.
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wrapping arms around @SUG4RFRIGHT from behind … heeeyyy. ( ♡ ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈ )
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are you … sure? you look kinda grossed out walking around. but—– maybe that’s just cause all my dad’s medical stuff is all over the living room. i just, i want you to be comfortable, yeah? you don’t seem it—–
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 26
what? 🥺 n——no… it’s fine! it’s cozy. and, yeah, i miss home, but i’d miss you 𝑤𝑎𝑦 more. plus, we can always just get you a mattress topper.
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… :/ it’s—– fine, you know. i—if you don’t want to live here. i get it—– it’s all small and grungy, just … no need to force yourself. it’s really okay.
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 26
you’re just blunt and rude sometimes… whatever you want. sorry, i just—— slept wrong last night. your old bed sucks. i miss my memory foam.
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tacky? t—tacky? it’s not … you didn’t 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 sass, babe—– i’ve been told i have attitude problems since i was born, but 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮. what’s happening tonight?
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 26
come on, babe, you don’t wanna be one of those guy’s that leeches off his girlfriend’s personality. that’s so tacky… i’ll be nicer tonight. let me off the hook with this.
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why can’t it be imbued in 𝘮𝘺 personality? you can’t be the only one going around acting like a dick, silly. th—that’s plain unjust.
﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife. (@SUG4RFRIGHT) profile picture﹐‎ ‍‎ 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‍ ² ‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍ kn͜͡ife.@SUG4RFRIGHTOct 26
wow, your new york accent’s getting better… and that wasn’t attitude. that was sass. it’s imbued in my personality!
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