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Crime fiction, writing and events. Me, books and profanity. #lifeasitis https://xitter.gq/t.co/FPrLZFRfcy

Joined December 2013
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Looking for authors to virtually or in reality join me in ‘the chair’ for book chat or to take my 12 word challenge. Let me know if you’re interested….
Yes please!!
Have your pencils at the ready, author proofs of @JaniceHallett’s #TheExaminer have landed @ViperBooks’ Towers. Mischief, murder and the occasional scorpion on the most eventful art course in history. Turn your papers over. Your time starts now…
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We have a GREAT giveaway c/o @BloomsburyRaven - FIVE copies of @imranmahmood777's new book 'Finding Sophie' (out March 16th). Read the review baytales.com/2024/03/09/find… then like, retweet & follow us so we can tell you if you've won. Winners selected 16th March. Good luck!
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We’ve had some amazing books c/o wonderful publishers for our tote bags this year. If we reach 5000 followers we’ll choose one random follower to receive one. Just follow us, like this post & share. (If you’re following already just like and share)… we’ll select March 3rd!
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Very excited to see that my "devilishly clever" (Irish Times) thriller, The Island of Lost Girls, has a 25% discount in @BNBuzz Barnes and Noble's pre-order sale 'til Friday! Out with @HarperPerennial, 13 June... discount code "preorder25" barnesandnoble.com/w/the-isl…
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Oh God. Now he want to start a conversation
Sat at the bus stop. The bus stop is just a bench in a big open space. It is a sunny day and there is a gentle breeze. A man has just arrived to join the wait. He is standing over six feet away. And his aftershave is so strong I just want to heave. #usedawholebottle #toomuch
Sunday: Tesco 13:37 I’ve spent 97 days in #TheQueue it’s now Christmas Eve. Decorations line the shelves, people are panic buying, the booze, party food & chocolate aisles have been decimated. The UK is battening the hatches as everywhere closes for a single day. #queensfuneral
This is unacceptable @RoyalMail please employ someone who knows how to use a doorbell or walk up stairs. I am fed up if this happening!
Dear @RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp. Your delivery driver can make it through my buildings main door to leave an unable to deliver card in my mailbox. But cannot press the bell for my flat or walk up 8 stairs to knock on my door? #Unacceptable #notthefirsttime #waitingin
Already excited for this.
Be vigilant, be ready and, above all, remain calm… #TheUndeclaredWar coming soon to Channel 4 and All 4
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'Nod-crafty' (17th century): having the knack of nodding with an air of great interest and understanding, when you actually tuned out hours ago.
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Dear @cineworld So I can go online and book 4DX tix for Maverick at Cheltenham and pay full price. But I CAN’T go online, book a ticket and pay the uplift from my lower tier unlimited membership. (Yet I can in person) because it’s not allowed. Why the HELL NOT?!
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