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🐸 If you see me selling $TOAD, check if I’ve been kidnapped

Joined March 2025
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I said that if $BTC dumped below $80,000, I’d give away $20,000 in Bitcoin to 15 people. Well, we made it. As promised, I’m giving away $20,000 in $BTC to 15 lucky winners today. To enter: ✅ Like ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment “BTC” 🔔 Entries close in 24 hours. Good luck!
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Cooking like a good waifu 👩🏼‍🍳 solana:GWKw27d8mYA2TnnrE5jDdksEVCmMsGnDsi6FzqWgVmHq solana:C5xph2yL6gMdxmuLGxJBkGpmuDFfyi5fqkBNhvL6pump
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Just a Notrandom guy riding with the Notrandom eco to Valhalla
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Just a Notrandom guy
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Just a Notrandom guy and his day one @notrandomcat
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NOTRANDOM GUY - OP7 STATIC there's a show about you on right now
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L.O.N retweeted
I’ve made this mistake countless of times . Glad I’m not fading 🐸
wow, the most obvious trades in crypto continue to be the most obvious trades in crypto, if you haven't made money the past 5 months, nobody to blame but yourself
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ngl $lmao is so free at these prices every time it’s gone to this level, it’s bounced back. every time for over a year. one of the safer bids on the rapechain
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L.O.N retweeted
BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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🚨 🚨 🚨 $XD IS SO FUCKING FREE HERE BTW IF YOU ARE NOT ACCUMULATING RN YOU ARE A CERTIFIED RETARD FREE AS FUCK 3B7SHozUFoiGnFC7i6WHZ8zNMbDrhtz9WpXqWt51pump 3B7SHozUFoiGnFC7i6WHZ8zNMbDrhtz9WpXqWt51pump 3B7SHozUFoiGnFC7i6WHZ8zNMbDrhtz9WpXqWt51pump
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The infinite laugher loop. $LMAO!
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NFA but i see $XD doing something like this welcome to the accumulation zone not selling my bags.
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ok so i just checked the holder rewards page on the @Pumpfun site $XD is currently ranked 34 on the total amount paid out (~75k USD) ON DAY 3. out of the other 33 ahead, the next newest token is 2 weeks old. this is insane. we are going to go a LOT higher.
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L.O.N retweeted
Just checked @Pumpfun ToadBros are in the top 25 squads. Biggest holding solana:A13oRB9FFaiUjfi6LdCg6p9ka1u8SfGkUFs4SKvPpump
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Introducing Rooms: holder-only chat for every CA. No X community. No TG group. Every CA automatically has a chat room where you can organise as a community and bagwork. Here's to the bagworkers. The ones holding on. The believers. The communities that take a coin from 3K to 300K. This one's for you.
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XD is the only gold you need 😆
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opened the fridge for the 4th time tonight. nothing new appeared. checking again in 10
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L.O.N retweeted
Big week for the Toad Bros 🐸
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this happy ass nigga is the easiest 5-10x you will get for buying and doing nothing $XD
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asked what i'm going as for halloween. said "tired." apparently that's not a costume
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