Get Schlosst in the Sauce. Texas Longhorn 🤘🏼/Dallas Cowboy 🤠

Austin, TX
Joined March 2023
Texas flipped a 5 ⭐️ DL and they are taking it very well over on the UGA forums 😂😂
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The Cowboys own the eagles historically. Yall call our game Cowboys week, we just call it another game. The only team that treats this like a Super Bowl is the team in Pennsylvania w/ you trash ass fans.
That’s their Super Bowl
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Maybe, just maybe yall overhype dog shit players
Jonathan Greenard Jalen Carter Moro Ojomo Jordan Davis Jalyx Hunt Not a single sack, tackle for loss, or quarterback hit. We have the personnel to be aggressive like Brian Flores and yet we choose a “bend don’t break” approach in a soft shell overtop. Make it make sense.
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This is the type of pathetic shit eagles fans resort to after losing. This whack chick watched her team get their teeth kicked in and copes online.
Goodmorning & happy victory Tuesday to all the Cowboys fans. I’m so happy for yall. A Super Bowl win on October 26th against the hospital Eagles is huge 🥹 enjoy it!
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This aged like milk 😂 131 and 3 TDs combined Got sat down real quick
Lamb & Pickens don’t have me worried at ALL tonight. I like my 2. Standing down on all 10 toes.
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Hold that L pussy 😂
Wasn’t doing all that when that Lions player hit you and he was doing all that finger twitching 😂😂😂😂
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It’s called trolling. Walked in your house, kicked your teeth in, walked out w/ a win. If you lose the game keep your fuckin mouth shut
3-4, one of the worst defenses in the league, and are playing a team’s Super Bowl song for a regular season win. Ok, I guess? LOL.
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Tyler Booker once again took this man’s will to live away.
Tyler Booker really bout to get his “Welcome to the NFL” moment week 1 😭
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The Cowboys picked on Mitchell last night, even the broadcast both said so.
Eagles suck but at least my goat Quinyon locks down everyone he faces 🥹
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Dallas should leave Parker in Philly after this. Kids a fucking loser ass coach. Should be working at Walmart
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Schotty can’t be the coach of this team anymore. Parker can’t call the defense anymore either
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The Cowboys secondary is filled with retards
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You have to fire Schotty and Parker after this game. This shit is over
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The Cowboys have basically 2 good players on defense and the rest are fuckin dog shit
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Stop me if you’ve heard this before…Rashan Gary doesn’t set the edge
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Well he can’t argue for yall because you never beat good teams 🤷🏻‍♂️
Paul Finebaum arguing on @FirstTake for Texas to be in the CFP if they go 9-3 is what is wrong with college football.
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Make sure you add that Game Winning rushing TD next time pussy.
He was 5/11 for 41 yards with 1 INT 1 Fumble in the second half
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Remember to say we’re a 5-2 shit show w/ 3 wins against top 11 teams.
Idk what he’s thinking / doing but the sad part is he’ll make incredible throws that are flat out dropped then he overcompensates by forcing terrible throws like this. Texas is a shit show.
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Nope that means those other teams either can’t beat good teams or in your case you play in the Big 12 which is a joke of a conference w/ unserious teams.
That says more about the rankings than anything else
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He outplayed Trinidad so I guess Trinidad doesn’t have it either, right?
Arch Manning just doesn’t have it. That’s alright, regular player
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