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I love when a dog sighs like he’s carrying the whole family financially. Sir, you ate a leaf today and napped.
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Daylight Saving Time is hilarious when you think about it.
Humans: “Let’s move the clocks forward so we get more daylight.”
The sun: literally ignores us and rises at the same time it always would.
All we actually accomplish is losing an hour of sleep and confusing everyone for a week.
How this is still a thing in 2026 is beyond me.
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myspace was the greatest social media platform ever made and nobody gives it enough credit.
you had to learn basic html and css just to make your page not look terrible.
millions of kids were accidentally learning how to code at 14 because they wanted a cooler profile than their friends
that was real engagement.
you built something. you problem solved. you googled why your background image was broken and figured it out.
every platform since then has gone the opposite direction. simpler layouts, fewer options, zero customization to express one’s self.
they don’t want you building anything…
they want you scrolling.
we went from a generation that taught itself code through myspace to a generation that can’t change a font without an app.
and somehow we call it “progress”
just my opinion.
Remember when you used to rent a movie then try to watch it for a second time before returning it to the store? Those were the days
