Xiao Yueqing

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You don't know that.

All right, now here's the first and most important one to start us off

Because half the time you're being such a wallflower. But that's enough tough love for now. It's hang out time and I'm going to show the dumbest memes I've seen.

He's gonna get pouty because I spoke the truth.

If the lovely way isn't your speed, then I can go for tough love instead. Because buddy... it's great you found love and all the sappiness it brings, but you can't coast through life without a few friends to remind you that you're person outside of your relationship.

We've absolutely got to hang out, for sure. I know you're happily living your super sweet domestic life with your boyfriend and all, but you've got to get some variety in company if he's the only one you spend all your time with.

I'm quoting a meme, Fei Fei (ᵕ—ᴗ—) Geez, maybe I should just scrap the gift idea and just steal you away from your beau to rot your brain with awful overseas memes.

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy ( ᴗ̀ ̫ᴗ́ )

Yes, and? That doesn't mean I'm not going to threaten you with a heartwarming gift you can't possibly refuse.

Yes, yes, super lucky and I absolutely definitely gotta get you something just as good soon. I'm not taking any humble refusals either. You will accept it and you will like it once I hand it over to you.

I will fight him for that ring and I will win.

I need to experience a sugar rush from something so sickeningly sweet and then immediately crash into bed for the deepest sleep of my life.