Agree 100%
Oneil Cruz is doing everything possible to test #Pirates & their fans patience. Lobs a ball into the infield on a sac fly w runner on first. Then doesn’t bust it down the line on a ground ball up the middle, a difficult play for second baseman. Season is three games old. Woof.
Guaranteed that Cruz never makes this catch.
The jump here is so good. Looks like 3 steps by the time the camera gets to him. #Pirates
please don’t ever comment on how Cruz is on a positive trajectory in terms of development. Not fielding a ball in front of your body when there are no runners in scoring position is something I learned in t-ball. This is something he’s done multiple times and will continue to do
This aged like a fine wine 👌#Pirates
Nothing like getting home just in time for O’Neil Cruz to make a blunder in CF. WHY do they trust him in center field when his blunders lead to broken ankles? #OpeningDay #Pirates
The only way to get through #LoveIsBlind7 is to watch small snippets in the morning - the coffee hasn’t fully hit so you’re not as reactive to the stupidity and you’re setting low expectations for the day, so it can only go up from here
Being a homeowner with a yard is assembling a weed trimmer from YouTube instructional video made by a retired dad with a monotone voice that makes sure you have a nice day after each of his videos
Approach life with the confidence of a middle aged man casually walking to work in the rain with no umbrella or jacket
The amount of chaos that has been these last two weeks I can’t even begin to describe. Despite that, life can be a bit of a bitch but she is still beautiful.
Noah Lyles may have won the bronze in the 200m while battling Covid. But I just successfully walked up a hill with no pain after pulling a calf muscle last week #OlympicGamesParis2024
How did this game start as the worst game I’ve ever seen and turn into one of the best I’ve seen this season? Welcome to the life of a Pittsburgh Pirate fan
Watching the 10,000m men’s final and love how the Ethiopians are having a CASUAL conversation with each other with 7 laps to go #Paris2024
For all the hype Cruz gets, he certainly plays defense and runs like a guy who thinks he’s the best player on his local high school team but ends up looking stupid #Pirates
Traveling with my mom is saying “let’s get going” and her looking up from her iPad to state “let me just finish my word wheel”
Being a @Pirates fan means always feeling uneasy at an 11 run lead because you never feel like it’s enough
Austin Hedges hitting a homerun is kind of like one of those rare earth events: statistically, there’s like a 1 in 1000th chance it could happen and when it does, people are surprised and don’t really know what to do with themselves #pirates






