future president, practicing dog whisperer, PR representative for the Lorax
Joined November 2013
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iPhones be like do you want to remove apps or delete photos cause we gotta make room for the new Lock Screen feature. You also have 100 GB of iCloud storage available
Why do people from Vermont and Maine post 7 photos at a time to Instagram with half of them being highways, trees, and the back of their friends heads in a cabin with a slight blur and the captions like “through blurred vision”
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Jake Lambert retweeted
If Tua takes the field tonight, it's a massive step back for #concussion care in the NFL.
If he has a 2nd concussion that destroys his season or career, everyone involved will be sued & should lose their jobs, coaches included. We all saw it, even they must know this isn't right
Not sure why they didn’t start football on Labor Day weekend where I could have sat in my hangover on Monday
Old men outside Dunkin talking baseball, the line that stood out as most Boston was “Ted Williams used to say they are all pussies”. I imagine that’s a normal conclusion they come to
A crazy thing that has kind of snuck by, is the trailer of the trailer. It’s like 5 seconds of clips before the trailer, and then says Watch the Full Trailer Now which is what you r doing I mean. .. what’s goin on with the world
Walking etiquette should be taught in schools. I move out of the way for people who I could absolutely walk through while they keep working the runway I call a sidewalk.
First photo: shame, embarrassment, old news Second photo: hands free, looks cool, innovative, arguably one strappin it
I love being like it’s a mellow morning and then realizing my Microsoft teams and email isn’t working
