Lanz17 (@Lanz17) profile picture

Dude. Cowboy hat. Patchy facial hair. Smug look. White walls.

Everywhere you want to be
Joined December 2008
Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)Photo by Lanz17 (@Lanz17)
Oppenheimer and The Barbie Movie really are more similar than they are different. For starters, I'm sick of hearing about them both
103
Am I min-maxing my children as I raise them? Emphasizing my own strengths and interests while completely ignoring my blind spots that I'm ignorant of?
51
Italian Donnie Darko
17
1
303
19,169
Since graduating with my doctorate, I've often, in farce, referred to myself as Dr. Lanz17, Ph.D. Looks like that title's got some legs!
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
43
The "ewoks" are never mentioned by name in ROTJ. Where else has Star Wars extended lore gained so much traction?
55
Watch this show! It's one of my favorites
“Don’t be sad that it’s over, just be glad that you felt anything at all.”   The final season of #HowToWithJohnWilson premieres July 28 on @StreamOnMax. xitter.gq/HBO/status/16787962960…
68
The Dumbest Thing among all Dumb Things is proudly saying a vulgarity, but with some tweak so it's passable by some technicality that fools nobody. Let's go Brandon, Muck Fichigan, just about everything at college football games, etc.
32
My calves got too big from running and now my dress pants sinch up on them and don't fall right AMA
101
Every time I click 'unsubscribe' from an email, I worry it's a phishing link, or something else nefarious in disguise. I mean, I was raised to be cautious of email links, and these, by definition, are junk emails. Who can I even trust??
29
Really nice to see Erriyon Knighton win one. Watch this kid. (I mean, of course, the bulk of my followership who aren't already running nerds. All others are already watching)
82
Re: Oppenheimer vs. Barbie discourse: is this really funny enough to get so much air play on Twitter? Am I just getting blasted with it because the algos thought *I* would find it funny? Um, check please (how about more jokes like this instead!)
80
Do you remember when Anakin said "aggressive negotiations" were "negotiations with lightsabers"? That was so cute of him to say! Funny and cute
1
46
I don't know how it happened, but I was unknowingly enrolled in a monthly @amazon music unlimited subscription. I've just cancelled, but consumers beware!
1
42
It could have happened in so many underhanded ways! Like did Alexa offer me a deal in the middle of me asking to turn off the lights? Did she mishear me? I'm a longtime @SpotifyUSA subscriber and never actively sought a subscription to @amazon music. Let alone gave my card info
34
I thought it was only Twitter that was talking about this submarine, but then I saw it on mainstream news and realized it was just that I only ever read Twitter anymore
68
Call me a late bloomer, but I only now, at the age of 41, just developed a taste for ketchup
30
LOOOOOT of claims to the #1 Dad title coming out today. So are we going to settle this or what??
36
I just keep taking screenshots of screenshots of screenshots, and the quality never degrades!
34
Oh, so NYT Spelling Bee now stops you at "Good" in the free version?? That won't make me pay, but it MIGHT make me stop playing
1
1
162
PS I still play Wordle, just not every day
49