Elton (@LargeElton) profile picture

I'm a cat.

The chair
Joined June 2010
Ha, the lady feedbag got distracted by funny swimming things and didn't notice me and ZeeBitch stealing her food right from under her.
Lazy day rolling on the floor, it's just what do.
WTF is this!! What did those damn feed bags do to door stop I love to chew... It's burning my mouth off! This means war.
So the feed bags are back and they just expect me to be happy about it. Sorry, I'm gonna be a pill for the next few days!
WHAT? Where the hell is this feed bag and why the hell isn't she here filling my bowl? http://plixi.com/p/43316509
Something special for yall! http://plixi.com/p/43315779
What the hell is going on here? The main feed bags have been MIA for days, with some substitute stopping by... WHAT THE HELL!
Why is my own fur so tasty? hmm snack!
Hells yeah..Jersey Shore in 2 mins! Paw pumping awesome-ness
The feedbags are going to bed. Don't they know that the fun is just starting? I'll wake 'em in a few hours...
Super productive day - got 6 naps in :)
The feed bags continue to mock me on occasion. If I were reliant on them for food I'd show them who's boss!
The one good thing about this heat, it helps me catch up on my beauty sleep, not that I need it.
Prof. X is sexy...
Thinking about getting some shut eye now. I've got an early start tomorrow to wake the feedbags up before 7am. Responsibility sucks.
I mean who wouldn't want to celebrate this? http://twitpic.com/21j9fj
The feed bags are preparing some sort of celebration, they're dressed all in red. I don't recall them dressing all in white to celebrate me!
It's been an odd few days, at least one of the feed bags has been home all day. Having them around when I'm not hungry cramps my style.
A massage? Do I look like a magnificent furry masseuse? Get me some food feed bag!
Roger Ebert tweets wayyyy too much. When does he get his naps in?