Former scratch golfer. Play fast. Course snob. Longer relationship with my putter than any woman.

Joined February 2021
It’s dark at 6pm. We have reached Adele season.
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I’ve legitimately had 1500 calories of egg nog in the last 24 hours
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Egg nog is in stores. The bulk begins now
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Larry James "L.J." Sinclair retweeted
Having a better Friday than most. Box’d water is DYNAMITE. Special day here at BCC with @LarryJSinclair once again.
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2019 Blues Stanley Cup champions shirt in front of me. Did not need that.
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Some fatass broke the seatbelt on the plane and now we’re delayed for an hour while they replace it
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It’s chilly out. Sue me.
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Winning the alphabet game with the Buc-ee’s “Xenial, Yum, Zebra” sign is like losing your virginity to a hooker
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I don't know if you guys know this, but it's going to be the first cold weekend in the south and I think people are breaking out their Barbour jackets
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Just watched episode one of The Bear for the third time in three nights. I think I’m gonna like this show
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If you post pictures of yourself playing golf in the northeast right now I will automatically like it. Please keep them coming
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Larry James "L.J." Sinclair retweeted
Closing the last few hours in Smashville. In-N-Out for the first time. Honestly, kind of underwater. Also drank 47 lobes with @LarryJSinclair yesterday. Can’t beat it.
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“You can’t drink and eat gnocchi on a Monday night with an 8am tomorrow!” the Left cried in unison.
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What can’t alcohol do?
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It’s amazing what a couple beers does to a man’s mood
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