unhand me u raggedy bitch

hopefully somewhere with dogs
Joined April 2014
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Caroline retweeted
taylor swift i have received your extremely unsubtle messages and i will stand by accordingly
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“if you cannot gift trans people with visibility, humanity, and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence?”
Van Lathan, co-host of Higher Learning podcast, reacts to transphobic remarks by WNBA athlete Sophie Cunningham "If you cannot gift trans people with visibility, humanity, and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence? Could you at least shut the fu## up about it? Could you at least leave them the fu## alone?" You guys are doing your victory lap on this shit, fucking up the country. You mean to tell me there are wars happening in the Middle East, food prices are crazy, like the environment is in the shitter, we can't eat lettuce without crap in our pants, all of this stuff, and you still picking on these people after all of this time?”
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Dodgers 🤝 Brewers 🤝 Nationals Can you guess how these MLB teams were ranked ⁉️
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Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!  The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN. LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.
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Caroline retweeted
Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.
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Jordon Hudson has filed public records requests seeking communications from 24 UNC staff members, per @TheAssemblyNC. The requests target messages and records containing the words "ban" or "banned" along with "Pablo" or "Torre" between January 2025 and May 2026.
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Twitter the past 3-4 days
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Caroline retweeted
Ten years ago on June 12, 2016: the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando. As a queer 16 yr old at the time, it was the first time I really felt the weight of my identity. The 49 names of the lives lost that night will ride with me this week at Pocono. 🏳️‍🌈
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“Sir, Germans have crossed the border and are advancing on Chattanooga”
TENNESSEE!!!! New state unlocked.
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they had to push it back because ryan gosling escaped
UPDATE: The Artemis III event will start at 11:30am ET (1530 UTC) on Tuesday, June 9!
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Caroline retweeted
it's like asking men to imagine us as people wtf
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The europoors make it so fucking easy, you almost start to feel bad. Almost.
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Caroline retweeted
Not me
Shout out to @TickPick for Game 1 tix (great app) and shout out to this @OfficialAlamo live character who whispered 'Go Spurs Go,' after this pic.
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New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.
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When @bucees was about to open in Virginia I emailed Marshall Herman with @VaDOT and asked her to change this deadly ET+ because of the increased traffic. I just stopped and it was replaced with a SAFER MSKT. Good job VDOT!!!
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At this immediate moment: No team in MLB has scored more runs than the Washington Nationals. No team in MLB has allowed more runs than the Washington Nationals.
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The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍 This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: go.nasa.gov/4ak4Cdu
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More than $15 for a beer for a 90 loss team
If the price of beer has changed at your favorite MLB ballpark ... let us know 🍺
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Caroline retweeted
Bob Mueller was a Marine. He served in the Vietnam War where he earned a Bronze Star with Valor and a Purple Heart. cbsnews.com/news/robert-muel…
Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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