Thinking about the future internet archeologists that discover my tweets and the Golden Age it will usher in.

Enlightenment is understanding the only person that's gonna appreciate all that you offer, as little as that might be, is yourself so fuck em.

Future archeologists will note the sudden prevalence of these in the archeological record as a harbinger of our civilization's collapse.

Gonna be honest. As much as I have to deal with them, I've never once actually smelled the "stink" of a stinkbug.

Enslaved is just too good.

The times are tough for men of discerning taste.

Dawn of Solace kinda week.

Oh no...

Gork how to get out of old man Twittxr and into mildly attractive younger woman Twittxr?

Alright, I'll just say it: horror movies do nothing for me. If the concept is interesting I'll watch it. But I'm not going to find myself scared by anything more than a jump scare because I know it's a fictional movie so that part of the appeal is completely lost on me.

Embracing "I don't know, maybe?" to the fullest.

Freaky Fridaying with a rando chudette to see how many days she can last never eclipsing 15 likes per post before she wraps *my lips around a gun barrel while I'm too busy playing with *her tits to ever post again.

I think my mind automatically translating every anime pfp to "mtf tranny" has negatively impacted my understanding of the world.

It do be like that

You've been shown, over and over, don't you know?

Cracking the bounds of time to warn every Sci Fi author that their ideas are future viruses that spread until they infect someone with the power to bring the nightmare to life. Or that maybe the ideas aren't their own, rather injected into the past by the creations they birth.

It's wild how we have realtime examples of "selling your soul to the devil for fame and fortune", the left hand path, in talentless influencers becoming global icons overnight yet it's rarely spoken of as such.

Showing up in September 1983 to stop the release of Uptown Girl by Billy Joel.

I assume Peter Thiel asked AI if the antichrist is coming, it said yes, and he got so scared he devoted his life to getting systems in place to predict the antichrist's emergence, only he doesn't realize all he's done is build the tools to enable the antichrist himself.

I wish I was this cool just one time youtu.be/Hnn3Jty8P2g