Don't worry... I'll end this. Once and for all. (Samus Aran Parody account, not affiliated with Nintendo.)

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Hm.... Maybe Sylux would be cooler if instead of the Shock Coil he had a Tesla Cannon, and he was a talking gorilla with the intelligence of a human that was raised on the moon.
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Hi. Hello, what are good cheap capture cards for Switch 2, a lot I’m looking at seem to not work for too long or even after one use.
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//It has been so long since I've made a non shitpost edit.
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//if Kuda makes a Sylux account you should bully him.
Uh oh, I feel my Sylux-Senses tingling, if you know what I'm talking about
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//and also give him lots of support and tell him hes cool
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//I plan to do actual parody stuff eventually, but I kinda like just making Metroid shitposts. its fun. I do miss making fight edits though...
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I don't see why winning a Death Battle is such a big deal. . . . I've been at the winners table since the very first Death Battle and it hasn't been that great.
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Why does nothing ever go my way?
Metroid Ravenous new Samus screenshot! 👀
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Settling the beef.
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What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said
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I'm feeling hungry.
Resting in preparation for Metroid 6...
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Going to the Alimbic Cluster, I sure hope theres no escape sequences
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🚨SUBIU! Metroid Prime 4: Beyond sobe posições e foi o 9º jogo mais vendido no Reino Unido na semana passada. 🇬🇧
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This is a joke, I actually like Prime 4, I replayed it recently and had a good amount of fun.
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People mad at no 3D Mario in the last direct.
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EATING WITH YOUR HANDS IS UNLADYLIKE. -- #samus #metroid #metroidravenous
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