Laugh 'Til You Cry

There is no better karate instructor than a spiderweb in your face...

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

I hate when my Twitter feed just can't keep up with my enormous level of boredom.

One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny. 💋

Go big or go home 😜

School on Friday's ✏📐📓

i'd shave my legs for you

Me + pizza 🍴🍕

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take. 📚📷

I love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test ✏

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone 📞

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism. 🐾

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish 😳

My favorite childhood toy 😀

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive?? it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room” 💻

Drunk people

Aunt Flo