Not the Laura Adamczyk you're looking for.
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2009
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The amount of excitement I have for any type of media that comes out, I realized, is usually compounded by how much @michaelaWat is in it. That said, go listen to @instrangewoods and watch @CasualOnHulu and @searchpartymax etc etc etc
Just finished the @instrangewoods finale. Now I'm scrolling thru eps to listen to the music...can we get this soundtrack on spotify?? So many good songs
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I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter.
We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful
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Wow, more than 800K views on a 6-minute montage of every lie @realDonaldTrump has told about the #coronavirus.
Definitely don't retweet this, as the president seems a little unhinged lately and we'd hate it to get to a million views.
#TrumpDeathToll81K
Laura Adamczyk retweeted
here’s some footage they left out of the inventor HBO doc about how Elizabeth Holmes adopted her now-infamous proven-fake voice
Laura Adamczyk retweeted
MELANIA THE CYBERBULLYING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
As President Trump called former CIA Director John Brennan a "political 'hack,' " first lady Melania Trump spoke at a cyberbullying prevention summit. n.pr/2OP42cg
was snickering so hard at my desk people kept saying "bless you" bc they thought i was sneezing. xitter.gq/office_posts/status/77…
someone today said, "who is this?" to which I replied,
I am Laura Grace of the House Adamczyk-D'Andrea, First of Her Name, the Sunburnt, Queen of the Dorks and the Nerd Men, Cheesi of the Great Grass-fed beef, Breaker of Diets, Mother of Aids Cats
the ultimate joke, though, is that hell and heaven are human constructs that probably aren't even real and maggots and other bugs, bacteria, and plants will just eat your body...and, let's face it, already are, they just speed up when you die
Just tweeting to affirm that my last tweet will be read at the gates of hell before they hire as Assistant Manager of the evil jokes department. I assume there is one of those in Hell?
