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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it." ๐Ÿ˜Ž Any 'Hello, how are you?' type DMs, & I block. Just so's you know! ๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Where time's stood still
Joined May 2011
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Look at how they are treating the elected President of Poland. If a right wing party did this the establishment in the EU and media would call it an attack on democracy.
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Leftists have to get their ways through force, propaganda, cheating, rule changes, corruption and lawfare because the policies always eventually fail the people and they stop voting for it.
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To any minister claiming the country is united behind more funding for Ukraine: kindly deduct me from the headcount. A roomful of MPs nodding at one another is not a national opinion poll. You cannot volunteer my agreement simply because youโ€™ve already volunteered my taxes. My position is straightforward: no more British taxpayer money for Ukraine. I want that spending directed towards British people. The existing military commitment alone is ยฃ3 billion a year. Yet ask for meaningful improvements at home and weโ€™re invited to appreciate the complexity of public finances. Difficult choices. Limited resources. Competing priorities. I understand competing priorities perfectly. Iโ€™m telling you which country I think should come first. Britain. I want accessible healthcare, decent roads, affordable energy, proper support for our veterans and public services that justify what we pay for them. Perhaps British patients could hold an international summit. Apparently a waiting room needs flags and a joint communiquรฉ before anyone becomes terribly decisive. And could we have some of that โ€œfor as long as it takesโ€ determination applied to fixing this country? The people paying for these commitments deserve more than a lecture about why their objections are inconvenient. Ministers are entitled to argue for continued funding. They should explain the costs, defend the priorities and acknowledge that people disagree. What they should stop doing is announcing national agreement from the comfort of a chamber whose members have already agreed with themselves. You may have Westminsterโ€™s applause. You do not have mine. Yours, suggesting the British government develop an interest in Britain, A Gentleman from the Old School. ๐ŸŽฉ
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Nothing highlights the fiscal failure of this government more starkly than the plight of Poundland. The chain's 600 stores and 12,000 workers sit on the verge of collapse, not because its customers have walked away - Poundland's sales grew by 6.7% in September - but because of this government's unaffordable tax rises, which makes it impossible to run a business that works on slim profit margins to keep its prices down for its customers. How ironic that a government preaching about helping the least well-off is forcing a company out of business that does just that.
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
The Courts and Tribunals Bill goes before peers in the House of Lords today, and the Prime Minister is expected to face a rebellion from Labour peers. Good. This Government, like Sir Keir Starmerโ€™s, is pressing ahead with plans to curtail our right to a jury trial. It is a sinister, authoritarian assault on our criminal justice system and English liberty โ€” particularly on free speech. FSU research has shown that people charged with speech offences are almost twice as likely to be found not guilty in a Crown Court with a jury than in a magistratesโ€™ court without one. Put simply, more people could be banged up for exercising their right to free speech.
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
โ™ฆ๏ธWHITE PRIVILEGEโ™ฆ๏ธ This is how our cotton mills and wool mills made their profits, which afforded them their fine stone-built mansions on the outskirts of mill towns. It was dangerous work, fingers were often lost, eye injuries common, no comfort breaks, no health insurance and no factory nurse. This work was done on empty bellies after a walk to work. Malnutrition was common place and discipline hard. A water barrel with a wooden ladle for dry dusty days as cotton dander filled the choking air. There were no holidays to look forward to, no sick pay, and kids as young as 7 sent to work in the miserable conditions their parents stomached for a lifetime. They didn't play much, they were too knackered for that. A cold hard bed was all they could hope for. Arthritis and joint pains kicked in early as crippled fingers in their middle years struggled with looms. And our MPs talk about reparations for slavery, when every God damned nation was using slaves. White privilege... you disgust me. There should be a plaque of remembrance dedicated to the entire working class! #DawnButlerMP
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Why would anyone fight for a country that puts immigrants above its own people.
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
There is something extraordinary about being called a coward by a generation so terrified of being labelled racist that it surrendered every argument about the future of its own country. And there is something profoundly entitled about a government that dismisses the grievances of its native-born sons, undermines their prospects of owning a home and raising a family, then dares to lecture them about duty and sacrifice. You were afraid of being called names. Now you demand that they be prepared to die.
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Why would anyone die for a nation that arrests its own citizens for saying mean words about invaders?
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Replying to @brenkav
Socialists love building extensive snitch networks. And be sure, whoever snitched about a child's toy cafe won't suffer any repercussions whatsoever. Their nose will be stuck in someone else's business in short order and the Bedfordshire Borough Council Nazi will be looking under the floorboards in someone else's home shortly.
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Another crazy incident in our old house (now sold) - We got visited by an official from the planning department for Bedfordshire Borough Council Why? Because Zoeโ€™s (age 12) toy cafe got reported for illegal trading. I kid you not. We had to show the lady around our property to prove we werenโ€™t running an illegal operation.
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Wow!! @GBNEWS are you really going to tolerate this from your invited guests? Because your viewers won't! Get this man gone.
I'm not a huge fan of Nana Akua but I'm sick of these low grade leftists on @GBNEWS. Andy Twelves is hopeless but probably cheap. The quality needs to be improved because this is ridiculous. Get people like Paul Embery back on for a more lefty opinion.
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Replying to @SBarrettBar
The Establishment knows that Reform will undo policies that have harmed the country for decades. The inquiries into Rape Gang cover up and inquiryโ€™s into Westminster will make the Toryโ€™s and Labour unelectable. Thatโ€™s why the pile on continues and the opinion polls are managed
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Fucking hell, they just did it! The BBC actually described the Islamo-leftist riots burning France to the ground as โ€œMOSTLY PEACEFULโ€! But Danny Tommo puncturing a people smuggling boat is terrorism to them. Defund them NOW!
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Replying to @GBPolitcs
Reform seriously could not buy this level of positive PR.
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
Weโ€™ve now had 2 Public Service Broadcasters doing undercover sting operations into Reform at the same time and airing the programmes months apart. Both organisations have statutory requirements to operate with political neutrality and provide impartial programming. There have been no undercover stings into Labour, the Tories or the Green Party. So in effect ITV and Channel 4 are providing deliberately biased reporting and are directly influencing the next general election by placing unfair scrutiny on Reform to try and ensure they donโ€™t win. Both Labour and the Greens have faced allegations of extreme misconduct and antisemitism. So any neutral person would naturally wonder why they wouldnโ€™t be investigated. Why just Reform, in such a harsh way, and why twice? Why was soooo much effort put into trying to catch Reform out and not the othersโ€ฆ #Exposed
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
โ€œHow can French people do this to France?โ€ Gaslighting off the scale!๐Ÿ˜ก The people who are wrecking France are not French. THATโ€™S why they can do it to France. Thatโ€™s why theyโ€™ll do it to Britain too - if something isnโ€™t done urgently.
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Laura ๐Ÿฅ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž retweeted
ITV spent *a year* undercover in Reform. They forged documents, they broke election law, they filmed HUNDREDS of hours of footage, and had access to ALL senior staff AND all documentation. They came out of it all with a few creepy councillors (former Tories) and a short clip of Nigel Farage making fun of the attacks on him. What an abject failure ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿšจ WATCH: Undercover ITV footage appears to show Nigel Farage joking about allegations of racist and antisemitic behaviour when he was at Dulwich College
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๐Ÿšจ Two-tier. Still. Last night outside the British Museum. Pro-Palestinian lot block the road. Disrupt people trying to get on with their lives. Police turn up and try to move them. No Section 14. No face covering ban. No dogs. No mass arrests. When patriots turn up in Portsmouth or Dover itโ€™s a different story. This lot get to shut streets down on a Saturday night and walk away. They donโ€™t police the country. They police the people who notice. Enough. ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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