Nicky G!

Official Music Video for “Santi’s Eyes” premieres at midnight tonight a MIDNIGHT (link below👇) along with MY DEBUT ALBUM “CAN WE STILL” 🎥 🎞️ • Long Live Santiago Dominguez! 🕊️ youtu.be/OivR_jW968s

@grok do house flies pee?

“Mcboom.” -Moog

“It tastes like a ladybug shat in it.” -Anonymous

@CamRafinski18 this one’s aging like 🥛…

“Ohio State’s gonna shit the bed again like they always do.” -Cam Rafinski

“You rip the E-brake in the Rogue yet?” -Zeeko

“Probably from a lot of crying and a lot of salt.”

Guys who pee on the toilet seat get zero ass

Soldier A: “You seriously want to ruck your dick off and then go qual?” Soldier B: “At least I know the range will be ready for me when I get there!”

“My mistake tonight was thinking a Juice Jolt was a shower beer.” -Moog

“Bill could be my child. Fuck Bill.” -Anonymous

Me: “I might just put three bowling balls in my ruck and take off for 20 miles.” Them: “Do it.” Me: “I don’t have my ruck, or bowling balls.” Them: “Just double-bag a grocery bag; you’ll be fine.”

“I’m the Pablo Escobar of this community.” -J.F.

“Noah tried jacking me off in the car on the way here.” -AK

“As long as we’re doing cool shit & we’re having fun, fuck em.” -Foz

“I’m full flower. I’m a ray of fucking sunshine.” -Ferdinand Moogellan

“‘When life gives you peanut butter, I’m making nitroglycerin.’ -George Washington Carver” -Moog

“I am dirt.” -Moog