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MC | V/O Artist | Content Producer (Radio & YouTube) | Events Management | Enquiries: [email protected]

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2012
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Allow me to entertain your guests/audience as I host your event. Let my voice bring Life to your Brand. I am Linda Simelane and I am your event MC, Voice Over Artist and Radio Presenter. Available for bookings. Simply email: [email protected] #MC #VoiceOverArtist #Radio
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First trailer for β€˜ONE LAST ORDER’. The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans. Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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And tik tok has added a track to it 🀣 – at Sandton, South Africa
She ate so bad😭😭😭🀣❀️
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You deserve it.
Famous last words before making a bad financial decision?
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When this episode was aired, the whole nation cried. Zola really changed people’s lives. He deserves his flowers 🌹
I wish back a buddy existed during this era yazi. Zola really changed a lot of people's lives and we don't celebrate him enough.
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There are already over 300 people in my voting district line. Let’s go out and elect our local representatives bafowethu πŸ™πŸΎ
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Such an Awesome God πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™πŸΎβ™₯️
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I truly believe this ✨😍
If you celebrate other people's wins, you'll find yourself winning way more often.
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By not voting you’re keeping us in the Dwang. Please do the right thing tomorrow.
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what organs would even be left after getting hit by a bus? i get that they were in denial, but it always annoyed me how they doubted meredith. this is still the most heartbreaking tv death i’ve ever experienced. i still cry every time i watch this episode.
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First day at work today πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯²God did that. Tlabe e le nna ka January 2027 πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ•―οΈπŸ•―οΈ Speaking it into existence.
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Linda Simelane (He/Him) πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Being a tax-paying, business-owning, property-owning, car-driving South African is quite an expensive exercise. Let’s unpack just how many taxes, levies and charges one person can be responsible for. 1. As a business owner: Corporate income tax VAT Employer UIF contributions Skills Development Levy COIDA Municipal rates and service charges Dividends tax (where applicable) 2. As a homeowner in a complex: Municipal rates and taxes Monthly complex/HOA levies Special levies when raised Electricity Water Sewerage Refuse collection 3. As a car owner: Annual vehicle licence General fuel levy Road Accident Fund levy Carbon fuel levy VAT on vehicle purchases and maintenance Toll fees where applicable 4. As an individual: Personal income tax (PAYE) UIF VAT on taxable goods and services Excise duties on certain products Customs duties on applicable imports And this is before we discuss medical aid, private security, private schooling, insurance and backup electricity that many South Africans pay for because they cannot rely entirely on public services. You earn money, you’re taxed. Your business makes a profit, it’s taxed. You spend your after-tax income, you pay VAT. You own property, you pay rates. You drive, you pay levies. And this is all as a resident owning and operating a business in Joburg. I promise you I want to form part of the 11% of residents that should contribute to making this possible but I have a few questions: @LukhonaMnguni , please unpack the proposed 11% ownership allocation to Johannesburg residents. As a resident who already contributes through municipal rates, service charges and various taxes, would I be required to invest additional money to participate in this 11%, or is there a mechanism through which residents receive an ownership stake? And how would the returns from this investment benefit ordinary Johannesburg residents, particularly those who cannot afford to invest?
RISE Mzansi has a clear Plan that no other party has for mobilizing investment into the City's Public Infrastructure. We have an over R220-billion infrastructure backlog. Yes to investment. No to privatisation of Service Delivery. #VoteRISEMzansi #VoteAmaselaOut
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I’m exhausted. The last thing I need right now is to stand in a ridiculously long queue, in this heat, just to cast a vote that will most likely be ghosted anyway. And as if that isn’t frustrating enough, we’re expected to exercise our democratic right with no running water.πŸ˜­πŸ’€
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Ngisasho namanje. I am NOT dancing for you on my wedding day. πŸ™…πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
The groom is giving 21:01 vibes 😭😭🀣
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BRO TO BRO. IT’S OK TO BE BISEXUAL.
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Maglera Doe Boy confronts an upcoming rapper for dissing him. He’s a real one.
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Somizi. Honest conversations. Real life lessons. πŸ’¬ Life Lessons with Somizi starts Monday, 2 November at 18:00 on S3 and SABC Plus. Cassper Nyovest, Zola 7, David Foster and more are in the guest seat.

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Thank you for remembering πŸ™πŸΎ I said it and some people didn’t understand it back then but maybe after this they will, cause Min Jin Lee puts it beautifully here, respect is a currency you overvalue when you've been denied it. It was never about the logo. When you grow up being followed in stores and questioned at doors, a brand becomes proof. It says I belong here before you open your mouth. The next chapter is owning the brands, not just wearing them.
Zakes Batwini was ahead, he once said this….😭πŸ”₯πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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Absolutely not! I genuinely think the beauty of this series is that it has so much room to evolve. You can take that concept and remix it every year. It gives us an opportunity to see how different South African families do Christmas, the prep, traditions, family politics, food!
Netflix needs go let of their β€œHow to ruin…” series
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Reporters have difficult jobs πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Manje I’m forced to keep a straight face? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
South Africans are so funny 😭😭😭
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