
MC | V/O Artist | Content Producer (Radio & YouTube) | Events Management | Enquiries: [email protected]
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined April 2012
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Allow me to entertain your guests/audience as I host your event.
Let my voice bring Life to your Brand.
I am Linda Simelane and I am your event MC, Voice Over Artist and Radio Presenter.
Available for bookings. Simply email: [email protected]
#MC #VoiceOverArtist #Radio
Linda Simelane (He/Him) π³οΈβπ retweeted
First trailer for βONE LAST ORDERβ.
The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans.
Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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And tik tok has added a track to it π€£ β at Sandton, South Africa
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There are already over 300 people in my voting district line. Letβs go out and elect our local representatives bafowethu ππΎ
Linda Simelane (He/Him) π³οΈβπ retweeted
By not voting youβre keeping us in the Dwang. Please do the right thing tomorrow.
Linda Simelane (He/Him) π³οΈβπ retweeted
what organs would even be left after getting hit by a bus? i get that they were in denial, but it always annoyed me how they doubted meredith. this is still the most heartbreaking tv death iβve ever experienced. i still cry every time i watch this episode.
Linda Simelane (He/Him) π³οΈβπ retweeted
First day at work today π₯Ήπ₯²God did that.
Tlabe e le nna ka January 2027 ππΌπ―οΈπ―οΈ
Speaking it into existence.
Linda Simelane (He/Him) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Being a tax-paying, business-owning, property-owning, car-driving South African is quite an expensive exercise.
Letβs unpack just how many taxes, levies and charges one person can be responsible for.
1. As a business owner:
Corporate income tax
VAT
Employer UIF contributions
Skills Development Levy
COIDA
Municipal rates and service charges
Dividends tax (where applicable)
2. As a homeowner in a complex:
Municipal rates and taxes
Monthly complex/HOA levies
Special levies when raised
Electricity
Water
Sewerage
Refuse collection
3. As a car owner:
Annual vehicle licence
General fuel levy
Road Accident Fund levy
Carbon fuel levy
VAT on vehicle purchases and maintenance
Toll fees where applicable
4. As an individual:
Personal income tax (PAYE)
UIF
VAT on taxable goods and services
Excise duties on certain products
Customs duties on applicable imports
And this is before we discuss medical aid, private security, private schooling, insurance and backup electricity that many South Africans pay for because they cannot rely entirely on public services.
You earn money, youβre taxed. Your business makes a profit, itβs taxed. You spend your after-tax income, you pay VAT. You own property, you pay rates. You drive, you pay levies. And this is all as a resident owning and operating a business in Joburg.
I promise you I want to form part of the 11% of residents that should contribute to making this possible but I have a few questions:
@LukhonaMnguni , please unpack the proposed 11% ownership allocation to Johannesburg residents.
As a resident who already contributes through municipal rates, service charges and various taxes, would I be required to invest additional money to participate in this 11%, or is there a mechanism through which residents receive an ownership stake?
And how would the returns from this investment benefit ordinary Johannesburg residents, particularly those who cannot afford to invest?
RISE Mzansi has a clear Plan that no other party has for mobilizing investment into the City's Public Infrastructure.
We have an over R220-billion infrastructure backlog.
Yes to investment.
No to privatisation of Service Delivery.
#VoteRISEMzansi
#VoteAmaselaOut
Linda Simelane (He/Him) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Iβm exhausted. The last thing I need right now is to stand in a ridiculously long queue, in this heat, just to cast a vote that will most likely be ghosted anyway. And as if that isnβt frustrating enough, weβre expected to exercise our democratic right with no running water.ππ
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Maglera Doe Boy confronts an upcoming rapper for dissing him. Heβs a real one.
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Thank you for remembering ππΎ I said it and some people didnβt understand it back then but maybe after this they will, cause Min Jin Lee puts it beautifully here, respect is a currency you overvalue when you've been denied it. It was never about the logo. When you grow up being followed in stores and questioned at doors, a brand becomes proof. It says I belong here before you open your mouth. The next chapter is owning the brands, not just wearing them.
Linda Simelane (He/Him) π³οΈβπ retweeted
Absolutely not!
I genuinely think the beauty of this series is that it has so much room to evolve. You can take that concept and remix it every year. It gives us an opportunity to see how different South African families do Christmas, the prep, traditions, family politics, food!



























