#StoryBehindMyScar I don't have a scar... You can't scratch perfection.
People wonder why Frieza's (@iFrieza) face looks like that... #SaiyanJizz
Having a brain the size of my grandfather (@DrBriefs) is a good excuse for me to blast you.
#TrueFactsAboutMe I made the Androids deep throat my sword. #JustSaiyan
I fall asleep remembering the sounds of those living toasters screaming. #KilledThemBoth #JustSaiyan
#FollowFuture @DrBriefs If you don't follow the man, then apparently you want AIDS. #Fag #SaiyansDontGetAIDS #WeOnlyCauseIt
The way that I sheath my sword gets you overwhelmed. #JustSaiyan #OneSaiyan
Launch would be my mom! RT @DrBriefs: What if Bulma was the Saiyan Princess that came to Earth to fight Chi-Chi?
Bardock died trying to save his timeline, like a pathetic excuse of a Saiyan. I, however, blew both of those androids to pieces. #ForGohan