The only choir singing, is from a chorus of dogs barking; begging, even. It’s not about beating them; it’s about breakking them.𓄯 A parody of @bronbreakkerwwe.
If I 𝗙𝗔͟𝗗͟𝗘 away?
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If you think he goes to a buffet just to eat some bread, you’re very mistaken. There’s no greater feeling in the world than breaking something in half. It’s satisfying, it’s gratifying.. and it’s what he does. Except, instead of something.. it’s someone. Welcome to the dog pound.
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Oh, speaking of not being cool.
That FREAK Seth Rollins, my god, seriously he needs to find a hobby. It’s literally payback what happened to you at ‘Mania. Our boy got his lick back and now you’re just desperate.
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And right when the moment was about to break your spine in half, here comes a spear from the past to bail you out.
Lucky you.
But don’t worry, ladies and gentlemen, it’s only a matter of time before I put this stupid mutt down and out of his misery permanently.
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Thirty men enter the Royal Rumble match, but only one will emerge victorious to secure a championship match of their choice at WrestleMania! Anyone can enter this fray; to better your chances, be sure to promo! Who will punch their ticket to the grandest stage?
.. to be honest, I don’t really care who else is in this. I don’t care what little stories they have to tell, I don’t care who they think this match is about, and I REALLY don’t care about anybody standing in my way. I’m not here to talk, I’m here to plant people onto the mat.
.. but that’s where I thrive. So take twenty men, thirty men, forty men, it does not matter. Put them in a ring with me, you’ll see who the top dog is.
‘Cuz I’m a genetic freak. And I’m not normal.
I’m not here to be friends with anyone. I’m here to be the face of this company.
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If you ask me, big boss men should stay out of the way. Adam Pearce is only good for signing contracts and making matches. He shouldn’t be suspending the guy who’s CLEARLY the future. It’s just hater attitude.
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Let me give you a free lesson, kid.
Being champion isn’t about how hard you hit when you’re fresh.
It’s about who you are when the plan falls apart, when your lungs burn, and when you realize the guy across from you has already survived worse than you can ever imagine.
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Because belief without discipline turns into arrogance real fast, and arrogance gets you embarrassed on the biggest stage.
He threw everything at me—rage, frustration, desperation, @HateThenHydrate—and I absorbed it like I always do, because I don’t fold when things get heavy.
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That doesn’t change the fact @AllBarksAllBite came at me with everything—speed, strength, pedigree, hype, buzzwords, and a lot of people whispering in his ear telling him this was his moment. I’ve heard that whisper before. I’ve watched it ruin not just careers but lives.
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Last year was about proving I still belonged.
Last week was about proving I never stopped belonging.
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One year later, first #WWERaw of the year, one-year anniversary of this whole Netflix experiment, and I’m standing here as your WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
Same answer.
Because when history needs a spine, it borrows mine.
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A year ago, I stood in the main event of the very first 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 #WWERaw on Netflix and people asked the same tired questions they’ve asked my entire career.
Why him?
Why does it keep coming back to CM Punk?
Can we get someone younger, stronger, and faster?
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Which is why, in my most humble opinion, @NoBarkingOrders/@LetOffTheLeash/@BewareOfBadass/@FearMyBite/@MidasMadeBeast is going to beat @OnClobberTime’s ass next week.
I gotta interview my guy on IMPAULSIVE when he wins that big boy belt.
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It’s definitely a merry Christmas in the household of @LetOffTheLeash and myself. It’s time to jingle some bells. 🎄