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If your friends aren't talking about:
• Ice cream
• Where to get ice cream
• When we are getting ice cream
• Soft serve vs. hard-scoop
It's time to find new friends.
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Flight attendants need to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting the first five minutes of Zootopia when we’re taking off. Nobody cares who’s piloting, nobody cares how the flight is going to go, nobody cares about anything anymore, we’re just praying if we crash we die quickly.
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I have been letting pigeons come chill in my hotel room. They’re all so different
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“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up
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Clayton Kershaw gets a huge ovation from the Dodgers faithful as he receives his second World Series ring 👏
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Little sister just asked my mom “chat is there a sweet treat in this function” at the dinner table
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NEWS: San Francisco South of Market residents are woken up each morning at 4 AM by a bunch of Waymos honking at each other 😂
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the #NorthernLights from my apartment in Brooklyn, NY. awesome
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how it feels to seriously vibe out to some #music



























