
Mysterious factotum from a faraway land. Former Blocked & Reported writer. Priv. alt: @ParserNox
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americans will get detained for possessing alcohol as an adult then unironically claim to live in the "land of the free"
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ANNOUNCEMENT
Please stop doing the 67 at the shrine.
Children have been doing it lately, causing trouble and trashed the outside of the Shrine.
If you do the 67, and you're annoying the Maiden, you will be beat.
Thank you for your attention.
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Ratgirls are always like “well, actually, Eliezer Yudmouseky wrote about that in the squeakences.”
These people think living in America is literally worse than living through the Holocaust. At some point we have to just accept that they want to feel alienated and oppressed no matter what.
Replying to @DoinkAltium
This show is so unapologetic and blunt. Saying the thing outloud, during what is possibly the worst time to be alive as a transgender person, is so so very important.
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
hey @littlecaesars this is a form of discrimination. my lawyers will be in contact
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The Mexican standoff in so many dorky fandoms and nerd communities right now with programmers obviously using AI but keeping it secret so they don’t piss off the huge contingents of non-technical fans who think AI is per se evil and pollutes all it touches
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everyone looking at this clip is missing the context
the plot of this show is that there's a guy who is named chrens jendaire, who the government outlawed having sex with.
when she says "its because im fucking chrens jendaire" she's talking about sexual intercourse.
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That bit in a cartoon where a hungry character looks at another and sees them transform into a roast turkey except it's Hila Klein seeing Ethan turn into a Palestinian
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There was a chap at Oxford who came up in the 80s to research the 4 year tenure of a Yorkshire bishop. He spent 40 years on it, draining an inheritance left on condition it was spent on his education. Daily Mass (sometimes several times a day), lobster every day at Brown's next to the Oratory (hence the gout), magnificent dinner parties for miscreants, oddballs and grad students, and generous to charity. His fingers were so fat that his signet rings appeared stuck to them. Having spent every last penny, he was evicted from his apartment and became a monk some 3 years ago. No wife, no kids, and I don't think the DPhil ever got finished.
Top 5 most eccentric human beings I’ve met in my life. Bless him.


























