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Democrats rehearsing their 2026 midterm strategy: dress like sheep, crawl around on all fours, and pretend it’s high art.
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lets video this for the net
Walmart is wild...
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Black people just film themselves doing everything. Except working
Walmart is wild...
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Idk if THIS is real, but the level of mental illness it takes to call the free exchange of goods and services, without government interference, all of these things is extreme. The irony is governments have perverted free markets to protect the largest companies & donors, causing most of the problems these people moan about. Asking for MORE government power over the economy is tantamount to administering more poison instead of anti-venom to cure a dying patient.
What the Fuk is wrong with Liberal White Women?
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If I had a favorite Lizard she’d be on the list of potentials 🤣
What the Fuk is wrong with Liberal White Women?
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Walmart is wild...
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What the Fuk is wrong with Liberal White Women?
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I'm a Milwaukee Brewers fan and I could take this whole sausage by myself. Dodgers pathetic on and off the field.
How Liberal Men eat hotdogs.
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NO MERCY THEY ARE ILLEGALS!!!
ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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Nicknamed the "Chi-Town Railer".
#BreakingNews A 4th male escort has came out saying he had sex with Lindsey Graham!!!
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What the Fuk is wrong with Liberal White Women?
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How Liberal Men eat hotdogs.
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That is not ICES issue, it is the illegal mother's issue. If she loved her kid, she wouldn't have put her in that situation. At least ICE keeps families together.
ICE agents in Houston just detained a mother and her little girl on the sidewalk. The child is crying, holding onto her mom, while agents in ICE vests stand over them with handcuffs. They eventually load both into the vehicles. Did you vote for this?
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This is the 100% truth. Just look at what is happening in France right now. #VoteRED We have a whole lot to lose if we lose on November 3. Any comments?
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🚨🇮🇷 BREAKING: IRAN REVEALS UNDERGROUND DRONE ARSENAL! Iranian state television has released footage reportedly showing massive underground drone facilities operated by Iran's regular army (Artesh). Rows of drones appear stored deep inside fortified tunnels, highlighting Tehran's strategy of protecting its drone arsenal from airstrikes. ⚡ DECODE CONFLICT ASSESSMENT: Iran is showcasing its capacity for prolonged drone warfare. But underground storage does not guarantee survival against advanced bunker-busting weapons. Source: Iranian State Television (IRIB), footage attributed to Iran's Artesh.
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🇺🇸I hope this gets your attention.🇺🇸
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I couldn’t live next to this every day. Imagine opening your front door and thinking, “Please don’t let her be outside.” The woman filming turns a dispute over animals and a fence into calling Linda a drug addict and saying she belongs in a home. She’s keeping the fight going herself. You pay all that money for a home and wind up checking whether the coast is clear just to take the garbage out.
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She was eight when the war reached Mogadishu. The compound her family knew emptied overnight, and the road out led first to a Kenyan refugee camp where the days stretched into years of waiting, ration lines, and stories told in the dark. In 1995 the family crossed into the United States. Minneapolis became the place that finished raising her. By the time she stood on a stage in Minnesota’s 5th district, the journey from that camp to the House floor was already the story she told most often. In Congress she pushed free school meals, Medicare for All, and harder questions about U.S. foreign policy. The same record drew repeated criticism for remarks about Israel and lobbying that both parties called out as crossing into antisemitism, plus lingering questions about early marriage filings and campaign spending. Those debates never fully left the conversation around her. In October 2026 the questions turned into a formal search. Federal agents entered her home looking into alleged immigration fraud connected to the paperwork that brought her here as a child. No charges have been filed. She has described the action as political intimidation timed before the midterms. Administration officials have called the investigation legitimate and ongoing. The distance between the Kenyan camp and the current headlines is measured in years and in the public record that still sits between them. #IlhanOmar #MinnesotaPolitics #RefugeeToCongress
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A mother and her 3-year-old child were being held captive inside their own home by an armed man. When a UPS driver arrived at the front door, the mother managed to slip him a desperate message without the man standing behind her realizing what she’d done. It happened in Missouri. The woman had been trapped for nearly 15 hours, her phone taken away and her child locked in a bedroom. She had already tried to escape, but the man forced her back inside. Then UPS driver Kenneth Belew arrived for a scheduled package pickup. With the armed man standing behind her, the mother handed Kenneth a cardboard box with two words secretly written on it: “Call 911.” Kenneth didn’t react. He calmly took the package, returned to his truck and drove down the street before calling police. When deputies arrived, the mother managed to escape, but her little child was still inside with the gunman. Officers began negotiating, and eventually the man surrendered. Both mother and child were safe. Kenneth was simply doing his job that morning. But his calm response to one desperate message helped save two lives. This is the kind of everyday hero who deserves to be remembered.
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The Lindsey Graham “escorts” story drops months after he died… and weeks before the midterms while his sister @DarlineGrahamSC is running for his seat. Did it happen? Maybe. Did it not? Also possible. But the timing is way too convenient. A dead man can’t defend himself, and that feels intentional. May he rest in peace. 🇺🇸💔
🚨Lindsey Graham allegedly paid men for their companionship. Thoughts?
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