As Trump and his cronies conspired / To get the results he desired, / The people sincerely / Spoke loudly and clearly: / 🗣So long, motherfucker—you’re fired!
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Liberal Limericks retweeted
It didn’t require a podium
To recognize Huckabee’s odium.
With all of the shit
She’s known to emit,
That cash should’ve gone to Imodium.
Liberal Limericks retweeted
“What factors are used to enhance
An athlete’s performance?” asks Lance.
His question pertains:
❌ To what’s in one’s veins
✅ To what’s in the crotch of one’s pants
xitter.cf/lancearmstrong/status/…
Liberal Limericks retweeted
The Former Guy stole a big stack
Of docs and did not give them back.
So now, on inspection,
His paper collection
Includes a new letter, from Jack.
news.yahoo.com/trump-reporte…
Liberal Limericks retweeted
Mr Musk, whose incompetence grew,
Merged legacy checkmarks with Blue.
The former don’t pay
But as of today
They look like the goobers who do
Liberal Limericks retweeted
When Ye said that Hitler’s Third Reich’s
A thing that he very much likes,
His words were decried
So far and so wide
That even douche Alex went “Yikes”
nymag.com/intelligencer/2022…
Liberal Limericks retweeted
As Ye made his attitudes clear,
Few platforms permitted him near—
Just uglier places,
The forums & spaces
Where nazis are coddled, like here
Liberal Limericks retweeted
It may be the end of the road
& Twitter as such may implode—
Often likened to hell
Full of garbage as well
& for many, our truest abode
Liberal Limericks retweeted
The asteroid-vanquisher flew
And hit as we aimed it to do,
A thrilling appliance
Of intricate science
And vengeance for dinosaurs too
Liberal Limericks retweeted
In [City], a young white male plots.
He goes to [Place], firing shots.
Now blood has been shed,
As [Number] are dead.
[Republican] says, “Prayers & thoughts.”
♻️
Liberal Limericks retweeted
The Court, it appears, will refuse
A woman her freedom to choose.
The rights under Roe
May be first to go,
But won’t be the last ones we lose.
esquire.com/news-politics/po…
Liberal Limericks retweeted
Police saw their budgeting swell
While funding for services fell.
They may not solve crime
Or help at the time
But bully the powerless well.
Liberal Limericks retweeted
Said Clarence, “I simply refuse
To see why I ought to recuse.
So what if my wife
Sowed treasonous strife
While texting the White House re coups?”
Liberal Limericks retweeted
The Thomases are without doubt
A couple with power & clout.
Ginny pushed for a coup
Via DC’s who’s who,
& Clarence, corrupt, helped her out.
Liberal Limericks retweeted
Betty White was an icon and gem,
A force too vivacious to stem.
“100 years old!”
Printed People, in bold;
Her very last joke was on them.
Liberal Limericks retweeted
The violence-hungry far right
Was given a verdict to cite.
The law, as applied,
Remains on their side,
They noted with joy and delight.
Liberal Limericks retweeted
A mandate was set guaranteeing
More caring for others’ well-being.
“Despicable! Awful!
Is this even lawful?”
Republicans yelled, disagreeing
Liberal Limericks retweeted
A GOP governor’s pen
Has stricken out rights once again.
The Dems at this hour
Hold plenty of power
And they will be using it when?
Liberal Limericks retweeted
Vaccines being taken today
Are keeping infections at bay,
But do those anti-vax
Agree with the facts?
Apparently, many say "neigh"
#antivaxxers #COVIDIOTS
#IvermectinIsAHorseDewormer
@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking
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