Just a seal on the internet. @hinoki.44 on signal Lawyer posting and healthcare posting sometimes. YWNWA GO CARDS #sealtwt Masters mid laner wlw DSA. EN/FR

Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2020
I’m a huge freak who likes seals more than anything else in the world. All my favourite books are about seals, I visit seals every single day & I collect seal figures too. My heart races every time I play seal games & in my spare time I dress in seal costumes and breathe heavily
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"i bet 90% of people would HATE pepperoni pizza if we had mandatory rape for anyone who wanted to try pepperoni pizza!"
You could cut MTF transition rates by 90% if you were required to suck a D before transition. Just saying.
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Mr. seal isn't very smart
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Black ppl be like "Let your mom financially ruin you without consequences" you people are under spells!! Grow a fucking spine
White people be like “just call the cops on your mom”
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cowboys won time to drink myself to death
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as it stands I do think I’m gonna double down and be a seal for halloween 🦭 I have no plans so I’m going to sit alone and stare at myself in the mirror dressed as a seal
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it's so over
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KILL THE DALLAS COWBOYS
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SEALTWT WE OFFICIALLY HAVE A POLITICIAN THAT HAS RECEIVED A SEAL ENDORSEMENT
.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
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.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
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Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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I audibly let out two "what the fucks" watching this
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Explaining the concept of the downwardly-mobile petite bourgeoisie to a physics student
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I wish they made binders for people on testosterone.
I wish we got to see binder models who aren’t 5’8, thin, hairless, white, and not on testosterone
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私を見てる?!と思っていたら、給餌に来た飼育員さんを見ていたピセちゃん😅美アザ✨ 2026.10 #おたる水族館 #ピセ #ワモンアザラシ #アザラシ
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Might be your worst post yet. Keep it up
Whoever ends up being my wife someday, will have to put up with a lot of shenanigans and tomfoolery. What lessons have you learned from relationships?
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Yeah I don't think the one for temple even exists lol
The best place to eat near every FBS school. Which one did I get wrong?
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goddamn those boys are faggy
Replying to @cisheteromale
passing ones seem to have already had a top surgery (in binder and packing underwear ads) either way I don't expect a stealth/passing trans man modelling for the most clocky product ever
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