Mech Engineer. Gamer. Former USN Surface Warfare Officer. Certified Professional Irritable Jerk. Wood chipper enthusiast. #fuckcancer
United States
Joined October 2014
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The North Koreans are living the dream. Most of us want to arty Starbucks at least once a week.
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you gotta help me spread this message!
Rob Evans, AKA @hotscots_app, is part of the Microsoft cuts. The future for his family just became very uncertain. This man built Hots and Cots not for money, but for love of Soldiers.
Let’s see if we can get him hired!
#HireRobEvans
Please share!
Hots&Cots has never been my full-time job. It’s been nights, weekends, and vacation days.
My day job has been almost 13 years at Microsoft, most recently as a senior iOS engineer. I’m part of this round.
So I’m open to two things:
* A full-time senior iOS role, building apps or the platforms behind them.
* Contract work. If you need an iOS, Android, or web app built end to end, that’s how I built Hots&Cots.
DMs are open. Hots&Cots isn’t going anywhere.
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New isn’t always better.
Decline is possible.
Innovation doesn’t always equal progress.
Only better is better.
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The man has demonstrated that he can take a ~250 ft tall, 300 ton rocket booster traveling at Mach 5 at ~300,000 ft altitude, reorient / decelerate it, and land it on a tower with a spatial and velocity error of < 1 m and < 1 m/s, and y’all retards are out here speculating that he must have faked a 4000 lb car doing a kick flip from rest at sea level.
I’m sorry but you just don’t have any intuitive sense for physics or engineering difficulty.
If you’ve seen a man piss through a keyhole 100 m away, you don’t need a conspiracy theory to explain how he manages to piss in a lake.
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They tried to replace me with a guy who can't even operate a cell phone.
Currently I am locked out of my @instagram and @facebook due to the "New Phone" anomaly. I don't have my old phone, hence my new phone, thus I wish to sign in from my new phone, but don't have my old phone to tell IG and FB that my new phone is really me. Great tech, guys!
😅😂🤣
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Last night Simmons Arena, Little Rock Touchdown club GOP Lt Governor Leslie Rutledge, smiling in a blue dress with the ultimate blue dress aficionado.
When I tell you Arkansas politics is every kind of crazy. I want you to look at this.
Arkansas GOP Lt. Governor Leslie Rutledge is running for reelection this November. And here she is posing with Hillary Clinton, arguably one of the most infamous and controversial liberals in American history.
I wonder how many Arkansas voters have seen this photograph. What do you think?
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15K GIVEAWAY!
One Haynes F-14 Tomcat Owner's Manual and two Phoenix Pens are up for grabs. Winner takes all—no points for second place.
Rules:
US only.
Follow me, like, comment, and share this post to enter.
The contest runs through noon EST Sunday, October 11th, with the winner announced shortly after.
Good luck!
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Yes you can pay for sex but did you know you can pay to not have sex too?
It's called “buying a Jeep”
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Complicated drilling of crooked holes requires carefully indicating first by a skilled cnc machinist 🤓
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Correction: 0 lethal injections
Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections tmz.me/4hiTkek
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BREAKING: flydubai cockpit recording of the 2 rescue pilots -
P1: Altitude stabilized,heading to Tel Aviv
P2: No,we need to land in Saudi Arabia
P1: Saudi Arabia?! What is it?!
P2: A vast desert nation covering most of the Arabian Peninsula but that's not important right now
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A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed.
The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed, then the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh I was thinkin' ... perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts! Angus."
"Well, uh I was thinkin' ... perhaps its aboot time you let me pewt ma hand on yer leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee.
Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "My thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
And he said, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies? 😁😁
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There are no coincidences
NASA mysteriously trying to pull world's fastest plane, SR-71 Blackbird, out of retirement - and won't say why trib.al/9FEZZGE
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When Batman was introduced, he wore twin 1911s and outright ended bad guys while driving a shovel nose Packard.
By the time he appeared on screen in serials, he only punched evildoers and drove a '49 Mercury convertible.
His brand was NOT improved.
Bring back Solution Batman.
